By Damm - 24/01/2009 19:05 - United States

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Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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7myname7 0

u would have been popular in the 60's ;)

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wintamint101 7

that is so freakin cool

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bobnorris 0

dude... that's a blessing, do you know how easy you'll get latex?

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Specterk50 0

groovy sex too...look at all the colors...ooh

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ifinsane 6

That'll be so awesome when your high.

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greenman_fml 0

if you're gay you should donate your dick to a museum

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rikhi_chauhdry 1

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Matt_Lord_Of_The 3

anything is possible if you just believe

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bboy6694 4

^^You obviously never tried stapling water to a tree

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WiseGirl98 5

put water into a plastic baggy, then staple the bag, duh! I thought everyone knew that. or splash water onto the tree then staple the tree, it'll have some water underneath the staple, so technically it's stabled...

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jkjkjuju1 0

haha, I hate how poorly written all of these fmls are. it's so annoying.

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tbeaun 0

Might as well make the best of it & go **** a hippy chick.

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redracer57 0

RAINBOW PENIS!!! =D

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little_one 20

Thats awesome i'd pay money to see it!

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91Caleb 0

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paddyl888 0

Why do so many people think that this guy deserved this:S

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