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By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By TMI - 04/06/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 21:29 - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

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Men and their balls

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 05:01

Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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By Star_Wars_Lover - 26/04/2016 15:34 - United States - Dallas

Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML

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Pull yourself together

By ohgosh1428 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, in Las Vegas, after taking my drunk dad and his drunk friend to their respective hotel rooms, I realised that I, despite being 16 years-old, am the responsible one. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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chazzlerazzle 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:14

Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant

Insane_Tea 15

Monday 28 November 2011 0:17

At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...

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TypicalTroll 0

Monday 28 November 2011 2:55

What is a vasectomy?

shazza26 1

Monday 28 November 2011 2:56

In that case, did your dad throw you an early sweet sixteen party this year?

chels1994 11

Monday 28 November 2011 3:07

He's just bustin your balls. It's what dads do

Justin23L 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:06

Playing the 'regretting your existece and creation' card is tad more than ball busting.

ebxr82nv 2

Monday 28 November 2011 3:52

Harden up princess

ninja1216 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:56

Plus nine months of pregnancy so he is right

Alexisthebestest 16

Monday 28 November 2011 5:12

Actually, you're pregnant for 10 months.

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 28 November 2011 13:46

lolwut

needsagf14 12

Monday 28 November 2011 4:33

Kick his groin

iilovecokee 6

Monday 28 November 2011 4:40

I wouldn't worry about it too much. People aren't too precise about numbers, I'm sure he was just rounding. :)

ilovejosh63 0

Monday 28 November 2011 4:56

your an a s s

saddgurl 0

Monday 28 November 2011 4:57

You should of said "Well atleast I'm not getting my balls chopped off, HA"

saddgurl 0

Monday 28 November 2011 4:58

Or not you might get grounded

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