davidh5012
United States
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LuckySperm
United Kingdom
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
TMI
United States
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML
Anonymous
Toledo, United States
Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy birthday to you
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Anonymous
Men and their balls
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Anonymous
Birthday Boy
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
rejectedson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice to know
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Star_Wars_Lover
Dallas, United States
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
ohgosh1428
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Las Vegas, United States
Pull yourself together
Today, in Las Vegas, after taking my drunk dad and his drunk friend to their respective hotel rooms, I realised that I, despite being 16 years-old, am the responsible one. FML
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chazzlerazzle 0
Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant
Insane_Tea 15
At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...
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Comments (140)
topi211 9
15 Plus pregnancy....
Irchell 17
That's good o'll redneck parenting right there.
sexxontheebeach 0
i dont get it xD
BobOsso_fml 8
I don't see what the big deal is. When my kids get old enough, I'm telling both of them that they were unplanned and my daughter really was an accident. But, I wouldn't trade them in for anything in the world. They're my happy accidents.
BellaMarta 19
15 years + approx. 9 months from conception to birth = almost 16 years. And if you were in Kansas, I'd be worried. Because I dated a David who is now 15.
Almandine 7
Are you 15 and 3+ months? Cause I know of dads who get them during the pregnancy. And that would make it about 16 years.
ohcrapitscurtis 8
One is pregnant for 9 months. So I think you're good
lilitha1212 0
He said 16 because your mom got pregnant 9 months BEFORE you were born.
mommykrissy_05 7
He might have planned to get it done 16 yrs ago but didnt do it. Honestly you should be greatful he didnt it do it back then and quit complaining!
Epic_Times 10
Hey it's most likely a joke. My parents always tell me if they didn't have me they'd be happily retired. Would be true however they are happy to have me so I laugh about it. They also told me they found me under a mushroom when I was 2 lmao.