Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#3650111 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

At least he tried to be romantic! :)

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3650105 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

The epitome of masculinity.

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By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3650105 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

The epitome of masculinity.

MrKlutch | 1

#3650130 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:16

The dog wanted to get into the action ;)

Ghoztencountr | 0

#3650185 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:22

This brings a whole new meaning to doggie style!! ;p

marinus_fml | 19

#3650247 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:38

20- That doesn't have anything to do with doggy style, and does not give doggy style a new meaning. Just putting it out there.

margie2194 | 12

#3650276 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:45

Bitches be cock blocking.(said in a very stereotypical ghetto resonance)

Ghoztencountr | 0

#3650528 - Monday 28 November 2011 1:25

Gosh 33 it was just a joke ment to be taken light heart'd I know what doggie style is and I just wanted to do alittle pun on the story

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3650574 - Monday 28 November 2011 1:31

46- You need to calm the fuck down. Mmk?

Muslimgal92 | 0

#3650592 - Monday 28 November 2011 1:35

This is just another memory to laugh at later on :) cheer up!

zombicidal | 11

#3650910 - Monday 28 November 2011 2:43

light heart would???

beckybecks20 | 8

#3650928 - Monday 28 November 2011 2:49

YDI for saying bridal-style.

graham11 | 14

#3651531 - Monday 28 November 2011 4:42

33- doggy style will always have the same meaning... But nice try!

By Flocka_23 | 14

#3650107 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

Funny, good dog!!!

geon_olam | 17

#3650204 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:25

this dog is evil

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3650227 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:32

That dog is fucking Cujo...

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3650110 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

Error.

marinus_fml | 19

#3650268 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:44

You were? ;)

Justin23L | 2

#3650797 - Monday 28 November 2011 2:17

It never works like in the movies :/

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3651814 - Monday 28 November 2011 6:39

Well, I was meaning error in the sense that I had double posted somehow so I edited the second comment to this.

By xShannonxSammyx | 7

#3650111 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

At least he tried to be romantic! :)

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3650253 - Monday 28 November 2011 0:41

And it all came crashing down

SAgirl | 13

#3651819 - Monday 28 November 2011 6:43

True, but nothing can be romantic with a dog in the house. It will either eat it, barf on it, run over or off with it. In this case running off with the mood.

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3651859 - Monday 28 November 2011 7:05

Or it will take a used condom out of the trash so OP's mother can find it. That's happened one too many times on FML

alexsam_fml | 10

#5342314 - Sunday 27 January 2013 15:15

absolutely n it's not his fault. also he didn't put you back on ground within 5 seconds saying you are too heavy..that's what my boyfriend did. even my 14 yr old brother can pick me but not my 21 yr boyfriend.