By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 21:29 - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML
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worldclassrager 39
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Well that's one way to break the ice also how could anyone deserve this?

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Whatapuffchild 23
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be glad you were the chosen one

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worldclassrager 39
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Well that's one way to break the ice also how could anyone deserve this?

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TrippingOnAcid 29
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I believe many people press the wrong button by accident, dear.

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AlaskanG 27
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That, and dislike trolls.

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invadermaythe1st 35
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Don't forget those who want badges

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addictedtosorrow 12
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He was just trying to get the ball rolling in my opinion.

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Kamon97 23
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Wasn't there an FML similar to this?

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Spicemelon 5
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That's deeply unsettling...

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sweetest_jenn 18
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On the bright side. No matter how "deep" things may get from here on out, no one has to worry about surprises. Happy Father's Day!!!!

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badluckalex 23

enough with these fucking puns

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Demig0d6 14

Cum on guys... It's serious stuff

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brenton490 19
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I'm totally cereal!

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sunnyray812 42
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Such a good subject to talk about while eating.

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WinterBlue42 22

Especially if they were eating 'Rocky mountain oysters'. .

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Amanyyyyyy 29

Your dad sure knows how to start a conversation!

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Bloink 25
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well i think that's good information to know :p

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krundale 6
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Congratulate him for me!!!!

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fearlesscooldude 12

I bet that was an awkward Father's Day.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Eh, what's the deferens.

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woainishamu 21
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Mommy must be happy.

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pimrol 16
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maybe if you try my little pony pornography youll forget it.

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Nyarlothatep 12

Don't even suggest bringing poor little Fluttershy into this!

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OysterPearls 33
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Princess Celestia would frown upon that comment, 11.

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dragonkisses28 25
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#14 It disturbs me that you know the name of a my little pony; however, I am much more disturbed that there is actual MLP porn out there. :/

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HylianTwilight 21
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Rule 34 after all. I saw a picture of two sandwiches doing the deed.

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