FML : Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't...

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Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 15 June 2014 21:29 / United States - Toledo

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By worldclassrager | 38

#5977210 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:51

Well that's one way to break the ice also how could anyone deserve this?

By Whatapuffchild | 23

#5977223 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:59

be glad you were the chosen one

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By worldclassrager | 38

#5977210 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:51

Well that's one way to break the ice also how could anyone deserve this?

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TrippingOnAcid | 29

#5977239 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:05

I believe many people press the wrong button by accident, dear.

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AlaskanG | 26

#5977250 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:12

That, and dislike trolls.

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invadermaythe1st | 35

#5977252 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:14

Don't forget those who want badges

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addictedtosorrow | 12

#5977264 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:33

He was just trying to get the ball rolling in my opinion.

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Kamon97 | 23

#5977433 - Monday 16 June 2014 04:16

Wasn't there an FML similar to this?

By Spicemelon | 5

#5977212 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:54

That's deeply unsettling...

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sweetest_jenn | 18

#5977286 - Monday 16 June 2014 09:21

On the bright side. No matter how "deep" things may get from here on out, no one has to worry about surprises. Happy Father's Day!!!!

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badluckalex | 23

#5977297 - Monday 16 June 2014 09:33

enough with these fucking puns

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Demig0d6 | 14

#5977301 - Monday 16 June 2014 09:52

Cum on guys... It's serious stuff

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brenton490 | 19

#5977399 - Monday 16 June 2014 02:55

I'm totally cereal!

By sunnyray812 | 31

#5977213 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:54

Such a good subject to talk about while eating.

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worldclassrager | 38

#5977218 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:57

Delicious right?

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WinterBlue42 | 22

#5977327 - Monday 16 June 2014 10:55

Especially if they were eating 'Rocky mountain oysters'. .

By Whatapuffchild | 23

#5977223 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:59

be glad you were the chosen one

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WMFG16 | 14

#5977559 - Monday 16 June 2014 07:56

By Amanyyyyyy | 29

#5977224 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:00

Your dad sure knows how to start a conversation!

By Bloink | 25

#5977233 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:03

well i think that's good information to know :p

By krundale | 6

#5977234 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:03

Congratulate him for me!!!!

By fearlesscooldude | 12

#5977235 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:04

I bet that was an awkward Father's Day.

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ohSNAPyall | 26

#5978572 - Tuesday 17 June 2014 06:28

Eh, what's the deferens.

By woainishamu | 21

#5977236 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:04

Mommy must be happy.

By pimrol | 16

#5977238 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:05

maybe if you try my little pony pornography youll forget it.

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Nyarlothatep | 12

#5977248 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:09

Don't even suggest bringing poor little Fluttershy into this!

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OysterPearls | 33

#5977270 - Monday 16 June 2014 08:36

Princess Celestia would frown upon that comment, 11.

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dragonkisses28 | 25

#5977394 - Monday 16 June 2014 02:44

#14 It disturbs me that you know the name of a my little pony; however, I am much more disturbed that there is actual MLP porn out there. :/

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HylianTwilight | 21

#5977466 - Monday 16 June 2014 05:11

Rule 34 after all. I saw a picture of two sandwiches doing the deed.

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