By dumbblonde - 6/8/2009 03:04 - United States
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
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  LP95  |  0

YDI FOR KILLING A FLY. AND CHEWING ON YOUR PEN. AND HAVING A COMPUTER. AND A HOUSE. AND A LIFE. SOME PEOPLE HAVE NONE OF THOSE!

once again, i'll appreciate your constructive criticism on my post.

thank you and have a nice day

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  MyzticHydra  |  0

you need to learn how to count :) unless you were expecting someone else to put first as you were typing haha

@OP
also i never smashed a fly with a pen you must be like a ninja! a very absent minded one at that...

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I agree with #15. Considering how quick flies can get away if you try to squish them, it's amazing you managed to crush one with the bottom of a pen. Unless it was like a giant pen.

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  Kiwi_Splash  |  0

True. It takes a lot of concentration and a presumably excellent grip. As for chewing the bottom of the pen, how expected! It's the one thing I can't control.

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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

My dad can snatch flies out of the air. Then he throws them on the floor and kills them.
I keep trying, but they always pull up just before they hit the floor. I must throw like a girl or something (hahurr)

But yeah, usually I just smash them with my keys if they're on the keyboard. Pen's a different one for me.
YD eating flies for being stupid... just get a fly-swatter lol

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  TrackLifee  |  2

Your fault for trying to end a precious life...you should have been punished a lot worse than just that. People who kill things should all be punished, maybe that will teach them a lesson. Every life is a miracle, I'm sorry you felt the need to end one because it landed on your computer.

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  Koibito_fml  |  0

If you've walked, you've killed something.

Not an FML (it's just a bug, get over it XD), but gross. I chew on pens all the time when I'm reading and don't realize it, so it must suck to be doing something and suddenly realize 'my, this pen is quite tangy!'.