just wait until your old enough to drink, some bitch breaks your heart, the bills start piling up, your job slowly crushes your soul,existence itself seems daunting and endless.every day you pray you succumb to a quick end as drink away the tears and just try to forget your troubles for another night. -you'll understand someday

Aka, the boring one. Just like their slogan says, “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas ... because it’s too dull to leave.”

don't worry, your day will come.

You go to Vegas as an adult to be able to have no responsibilities.

Not sure what they're doing partying in Vegas with a kid in tow, but I suppose you should be commended for not drinking underage, and procuring the services of a woman with "special talents". I bet you also enjoyed some Disney Channel original movies before falling asleep yourself, so good for you. The rest of us are gonna go start a fight with Golden Knights fans, and throw vegan food at hipsters listening to local boys The Killers.