By anonymous - 05/09/2012 04:44 - Australia
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Same thing different taste
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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City
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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood
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cawoods
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It's like a phone threesome!
Well the best kind of sex is when the other person doesn't know about it.... Hahaha jk
That's called rape, 18.
Giggity
Phone rape has such a ring
I would think rape victims do know about it actually...
That sounds like the hottest voicemail you will ever get. I'd save it forever.
JustDerpin
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Whatever you do OP, don't have sex. You'll get pregnant and die.
87- OP is a guy..
cawoods
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Why do the numbers skip???? WHYYY!?!?!?!
theten_fml
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98 because other people reply to other comments
That's what rufies are for my friend.
ya
Thats just weird,, i can say go out have fun, but i think you should do what ever that works to help you self esteem and then go out have fun
I have no idea what you just said...
I think what 2 is suggesting is that OP may have confidence or self esteem issues. So 2 said OP should go out, have fun, and get laid.Though maybe OP should work on their own self esteem issue first if that's why it's been so long since OP was sexually active.
oceanbeauty
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KCCO!
KCCO! :D
Saryrr
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Whatever it takes. At least you now have some entertainment.
One of those "when life gives you lemons" moments I suppose
siickman
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"you make grape juice". Thats how it went right? ... :x
I love when strangers leave lengthy voicemails by accident. Never had one of sex in the background but one did involve a wife yelling at her husband. And OP, 2 years is nothing. I've been without for five years now.
bazinga
I think this was the wrong place...
Something is better than nothing, right?
Time to grab the lotion and get in bed. Turn the volume up on your phone and go to work. Haha.
I'm pretty sure Lindsay loHAND would say you have not gone 2 years with out help ;)
Lindsay LoHAND wouldn't be out of rehab long enough to say anything of the sort...
expertsmilee
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It's Palmela Handerson guys
I prefer Hand Solo myself
Fair enough.
Lufferkinz
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Imagine it was your parents or something like that.
Why would you imagine that? That's just sick.
Why would he not have his parents numbers in his phone?
Blue waffles. That's a funny picture.
^ why all the thumbs down? Does nobody know about blue waffles? That picture is golden!
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It's like a phone threesome!
I love when strangers leave lengthy voicemails by accident. Never had one of sex in the background but one did involve a wife yelling at her husband. And OP, 2 years is nothing. I've been without for five years now.