Miscellaneous: Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something....

By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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Been There

By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00

Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 431

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 12 730

By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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You deserved it 1 894

bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...

saIty 17

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:59

This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.

Comments

cheshireau 26

Wednesday 5 September 2012 13:12

Crap. But you'll learn in the future.

anencephalic 14

Wednesday 5 September 2012 13:21

He is self-centred, you probably just searched for someone with the exact same name, right?

HelligKeit 5

Wednesday 5 September 2012 13:22

Hopefully those top searches didn't involve your crush's name and a vibrator. Or said crush using a vibrator...or that would make for an interesting conversation.

stitesy29 18

Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:02

Clear your history!!

DMarie2014 5

Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:13

That's creepy haha. But now that's why guys clear their history; so no one sees their searches. Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you can't do that :P

carminecris89 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:14

Omg! So embarrassing! While his reaction wasn't wrong, that's completely mortifying.

perdix 29

Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:19

Mike Hunt gay **** Mike Hunt child molester Mike Hunt prison sex Mike Hunt certified public accountant Yeah. Learn to use your Clear Searches feature.

perdix 29

Wednesday 5 September 2012 14:41

Wait until he finds out you're "following" him . . . and you don't have Twitter, dunh, dunh, dunh!

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:04

this is why I always clear my history when I'm done using the browser on my phone, this way when times like these occur you have nothing to hide >:)

the_true_batman 10

Wednesday 5 September 2012 15:06

Hopefully he has the same name as someone sort of famous. I have a friend who has the same name as a poker player and a baseball player, and probably several other semi-celebrities too.