By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
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corky1992 33

Makes me wonder if people have ever thought i was awkwardly staring at them while i completely space out lol.

If that was me, it would be an expression of elation.

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species4872 19

Space, the final frontier.

If that was me, it would be an expression of elation.

Unless, of course, it's someone youre not interested in.

And it wouldn't just be shown on your face.

corky1992 33

Makes me wonder if people have ever thought i was awkwardly staring at them while i completely space out lol.

i bet its small

You must be cockeyed.

norisorroz 28

"Happened", right :))))

Just tell him you liked what you saw later. And that you have a special place form him to put it. Having been a teenage boy myself, I can tell you most would love that XD

Because everyone knows: looks of severe discomfort are actually hints that you enjoy it.

They most certainly are good sir ;)

eye carumba!

Maybe it was uncomfortable because it made him a little stiff?

You're making it extra awkward because you know you like him. He doesn't know you do, so as far as he's concerned you're just staring. Everyone stares into space, should just explain it. He should understand.