Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could...

By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By Yooh_Plus_Meh | 0

#714014 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:20

He clipped off his penis!? D;

By lnull | 0

#714021 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:24

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

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By Stang4life | 0

#713996 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

austin_is_me | 9

#5429682 - Monday 1 April 2013 2:48

Yes...but it's still utterly disgusting.

By ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 | 4

#714002 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ifmlftw | 0

#2798752 - Friday 1 July 2011 16:59

no your not....,

austin_is_me | 9

#5429684 - Monday 1 April 2013 2:49

You are number three

By Yapanesedidwhat | 0

#714003 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:10

barf!!

FarSide | 22

#714797 - Friday 11 December 2009 7:16

You are insinuating he shaved his nuts with a pair of nail clippers?

Y_U_19029 | 0

#1396596 - Monday 13 September 2010 7:53

Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers

Y_U_19029 | 0

#1396599 - Monday 13 September 2010 7:53

Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers

rock4climber | 9

#5563411 - Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:19

And into the garbage they go

By idontwannatell | 0

#714006 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:18

throw it out!

By foreverhis715 | 0

#714011 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:23

maybe it was hair from his fingers. Why would he trim his pubes with a fingernail clipper? eww. Just throw it away!

By Yooh_Plus_Meh | 0

#714014 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:20

He clipped off his penis!? D;

sherryl_fml | 0

#2475177 - Sunday 8 May 2011 0:57

yeh cos that's natural..... dick head

mif_fml | 27

#5918972 - Saturday 19 April 2014 4:31

Natural like your spelling?

nikoninjaa | 8

#6232799 - Sunday 15 March 2015 15:08

Oh so he just cut the head of his dick off. Gotcha

By lnull | 0

#714021 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:24

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

By JustSoLost | 8

#714026 - Thursday 10 December 2009 23:27

Ummm.. Ew. We don't know where the hair came from so get rid of it. Lol.

FarSide | 22

#714800 - Friday 11 December 2009 7:20

People, people, people. OP shared a pair of nail clippers, NOT a comb, and not a used rubber. It is not likely that one can contract AIDS for sharing nail clippers. Why the Hell throw them away???

mylifestoryy | 6

#715022 - Friday 11 December 2009 12:38

He could have given the OP AIDS because what happens if he got some of his skin and it got on the nail clippers? and then the OP forgot to clean them and then he used them and got a cut on his feet and then the blood gets in his foot there could be a tiny chance that he could catch AIDS x_x
D:
@59 So true he could catch all of those too

FarSide | 22

#715176 - Friday 11 December 2009 16:08

Riiiight. Silly me. I suppose OP could have been bitten by a mosquito who had just bitten an AIDS or HIV infected person too.

You are so ignorant that you are actually pitiful.