Work: Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could...

By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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By EwwEwwEww - 19/02/2017 03:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:20

He clipped off his penis!? D;

lnull 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:24

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

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Stang4life 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:10

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austin_is_me 9

Monday 1 April 2013 2:48

Yes...but it's still utterly disgusting.

ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:11

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ifmlftw 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:59

no your not....,

austin_is_me 9

Monday 1 April 2013 2:49

You are number three

Yapanesedidwhat 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:10

barf!!

FarSide 22

Friday 11 December 2009 7:16

You are insinuating he shaved his nuts with a pair of nail clippers?

Y_U_19029 0

Monday 13 September 2010 7:53

Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers

Y_U_19029 0

Monday 13 September 2010 7:53

Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers

rock4climber 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:19

And into the garbage they go

idontwannatell 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:18

throw it out!

foreverhis715 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:23

maybe it was hair from his fingers. Why would he trim his pubes with a fingernail clipper? eww. Just throw it away!

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:20

He clipped off his penis!? D;

sherryl_fml 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:57

yeh cos that's natural..... dick head

mif_fml 27

Saturday 19 April 2014 4:31

Natural like your spelling?

nikoninjaa 8

Sunday 15 March 2015 15:08

Oh so he just cut the head of his dick off. Gotcha

lnull 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:24

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

JustSoLost 8

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:27

Ummm.. Ew. We don't know where the hair came from so get rid of it. Lol.

FarSide 22

Friday 11 December 2009 7:20

People, people, people. OP shared a pair of nail clippers, NOT a comb, and not a used rubber. It is not likely that one can contract AIDS for sharing nail clippers. Why the Hell throw them away???

mylifestoryy 6

Friday 11 December 2009 12:38

He could have given the OP AIDS because what happens if he got some of his skin and it got on the nail clippers? and then the OP forgot to clean them and then he used them and got a cut on his feet and then the blood gets in his foot there could be a tiny chance that he could catch AIDS x_x D: @59 So true he could catch all of those too

FarSide 22

Friday 11 December 2009 16:08

Riiiight. Silly me. I suppose OP could have been bitten by a mosquito who had just bitten an AIDS or HIV infected person too. You are so ignorant that you are actually pitiful.