Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
He clipped off his penis!? D;
lnull 0
Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers
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Stang4life 0
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WTF! it's freaking nail clippers big deal! just throw them away and go buy another one!
austin_is_me 9
Yes...but it's still utterly disgusting.
ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4
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yay im a ****** loser !! wooh hoo !! :D lmao
ifmlftw 0
no your not....,
austin_is_me 9
You are number three
Yapanesedidwhat 0
barf!!
FarSide 22
You are insinuating he shaved his nuts with a pair of nail clippers?
Y_U_19029 0
Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers
Y_U_19029 0
Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers
rock4climber 9
And into the garbage they go
idontwannatell 0
throw it out!
foreverhis715 0
maybe it was hair from his fingers. Why would he trim his pubes with a fingernail clipper? eww. Just throw it away!
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
He clipped off his penis!? D;
sherryl_fml 0
yeh cos that's natural..... dick head
mif_fml 27
Natural like your spelling?
nikoninjaa 8
Oh so he just cut the head of his dick off. Gotcha
lnull 0
Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers
JustSoLost 8
Ummm.. Ew. We don't know where the hair came from so get rid of it. Lol.
FarSide 22
People, people, people. OP shared a pair of nail clippers, NOT a comb, and not a used rubber. It is not likely that one can contract AIDS for sharing nail clippers. Why the Hell throw them away???
mylifestoryy 6
He could have given the OP AIDS because what happens if he got some of his skin and it got on the nail clippers? and then the OP forgot to clean them and then he used them and got a cut on his feet and then the blood gets in his foot there could be a tiny chance that he could catch AIDS x_x D: @59 So true he could catch all of those too
FarSide 22
Riiiight. Silly me. I suppose OP could have been bitten by a mosquito who had just bitten an AIDS or HIV infected person too. You are so ignorant that you are actually pitiful.
ryguy997 0
hepititis cam spread through nail clipers! buy more they're like a dollar!!
azhein 0
or he could clean them. then he wouldn't have to go to a store or buy anything
Unicorntails 7
Mosquitos don't transfer AIDS. I believe they suck blood.. And only suck.
CitizenSnipz 0
TAKE HIS. The case is yours, so in a way you own it. FYL
aicky 0
haha!
clandestine77 0
wth was he clipping?