Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
He clipped off his penis!? D;
lnull 0
Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers
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Sappheyes 0
At least he's not hung anymore. His nail, that is.
hempat 2
lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Everyone's assuming they're toe hairs. My first thought was "ingrown pubie." Am I alone in this?
derschadenfreude 5
TheIrishJaneDoe, you are by no means alone in this. My mind went straight to pubes as well.
diet_otaku 0
that's what OP is implying, but wouldn't it be awfully difficult to clip pubic hair with nail clippers?
FMLLOLL 0
LOL ur not alone i was thinking that aswell hahahahaah
Kujirai 0
Bah. Well that will learn ya' to not share your things. I hope you threw them out lol.
Future_Mrs_Voltz 0
i know plenty of people that have hair on their toes. its genetic or something...thats probably what it was and he just didn't want people to see because he would be embarrassed
RacheeRoo 0
let them sit in vinegar or rubbing alcohol to sanitize them. but still, ew.
dspadres 0
What does being bald have to do with it? Men have hair on their toes, and hair growth on our bodies has nothing to do with hair on our heads. Also, why do you keep nail clippers at work? Shouldn't you be, I don't know, working?
clcagwin 0
haha, hook-ed on ph-onics....
BunnyDrastic 0
Wtf ! HAHAHA!!!! Wer they asshole hairs?