Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
He clipped off his penis!? D;
lnull 0
Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers
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rxxk 0
People have hair on their toes. Insane, I know!
pickle2727 0
Husband's toe hair is straight and wispy...the only curly hair we know of is where everyone else thinks it came from. And I don't think it's odd to keep a small manicure set at work, what if a nail cracks and needs to be trimmed/filed...wait 8 hours till you get home?? Use jumbo work scissors?
nofyourlife 0
i would have stopped this situation at "my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers." WHAT? who does this at their job?
lway2009 0
WTF don't lend your clippers out - that is gross!
onnielief 4
you do know that some, if not all people have hair on their toes, right? Besides I am assuming you would clean your clippers after someone else has used then. I don't see the FML in this.
Squadoosh 0
Hooked on monkey phonics.
__no_one__ 0
He might be a hobbit ;)
xenomorph 0
I hope you work in a research lab equipped for biotechnology--they are required to have autoclaves.
blastvortex 3
Clippers are a personal item. YDI for lending them out. Mind you, they could be pubes or nose hairs, but neither prospect is very appetizing.
Mr_Whitley 0
he probably did it just to **** with you OP situations like this is when you go to the person that borrowed them and punch them right in the throat (which is my solution to everything)
whatthefuckcunt 0
amen to that. there just aren't enough throat punchings going on for my liking either. ****** right hook that asshole, right in the jugular.. "teach you to use my clippers to trim your pubes, bitch!" *BAM* "what's that? can't hear you sorry. cat got your tongue? frog in your throat? more like a FIST, ************."