By howdoesthatmakesense - 02/05/2016 20:05 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
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Imdonewiththisss 12

Some people are just special kind of special...

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ssnow_fml 20

Please tell me she cringed and actually twitched every time she said the names for her private parts.

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ssnow_fml 20

Please tell me she cringed and actually twitched every time she said the names for her private parts.

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whysobeachy 37

Actually, I think that would've been pretty amusing.

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mohamed_H 21

"So today i found blood coming out of my VAGhejbajbwkxnaINA"

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trollcrusher 17

Hey, if the girl tries to come anywhere near OP again, they have a weapon to keep her away! Simply muttering "penis" or "******" under your breath would probably do the trick.

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Imdonewiththisss 12

Some people are just special kind of special...

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I had a friend who got grossed out if someone said the word "fart" or made a fart noise but told me, in detail, about her period clots or the smell of her ****** or about a nasty **** she watched. There's a reason I stopped talking to the gross bitch.

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Tommy1340 18

She reminds me of Elliot from Scrubs

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kaylocca 20

I would of kept repeating the things she didn't like hearing until she moved away.

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Steve95401 49

"would have" - not "would of".

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man_in_black08 28

I guess you didnt enjoy that specific period eh.

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TheGolfGTI 24

People that talk about their menstrual cycle like that are just disgusting, Period.

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hellobobismyname 24

Why is it so disgusting to talk about a natural thing? I talk to my friends about my period, and my boyfriend doesn't mind when I talk to him about it either. Just because I have a period, I should be ashamed and keep it secret? I know there's a matter of knowing your audience, but simply talking about it is no crime.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I was just doing it for the sake of the pun. No need to ovary-act.

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hellobobismyname 24

Well the first pun was used terribly. But gotta admit that one made me laugh. Nice one :)

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Rababco 29

#17 Yeah but people should make sure other people are okay with it. It sounds it made OP uncomfortable. It's not something you talk to people you don't know really well unless they're a doctor or other medical professional, like a nurse. Obviously, your friends are okay and boyfriend are okay with it so that's fine.

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hellobobismyname 24

#25, that's why I said there's a matter of knowing your audience :) But talking about a period should not be considered disgusting in and of itself, since it's completely natural, like pregnancy and breast feeding. That was just my humble opinion on the original commenter's comment, not OP's situation. Cheers!

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whysobeachy 37

I sometimes refer to vaginas as "coochies". It makes everything about them sound more vulgar. I think it's fun.

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zezili 18

Obviously you BOTH need to grow up.

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xoteeshaox 22

I agree, why? I felt this FML was more pointing out her hypocrisy, rather than op being disgusted by her period talk.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Why is there a chili pepper next to some usernames? Did I miss where that was explained? (I'm on the app with the latest update.)

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bearbear120 27

It means they are NSFW (not suitable for work). They put in a whole section for them.

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Cauldroup 13

The FML keep appearing twice for me, is that a bug on the website?

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