FML : Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but...

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 8 March 2010 00:44 / Australia

Work

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By iFellytone | 0

#924556 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:11

Awkward

By astro_plastic | 0

#924579 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:16

The Bride of Sasquatch needs check-ups too..

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By coolster56 | 0

#924552 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:10

seriously no big deal

DavidCooksAngel | 0

#924593 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:18

like she is going to let you feel her chest and try to brush off or pick off hair.

ey3seecold | 0

#924635 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:27

damn that's crazy and definitly an awkward fyl moment ..

gun6slinger9 | 9

#924659 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:33

I call bs, no doctor would be so incompetent to not see the difference between a hair that is growing there and on that fell there.

KiwiBlam | 4

#924888 - Monday 8 March 2010 12:18

Sexual Harassment... Panda!

ipts | 0

#925143 - Monday 8 March 2010 14:25

so her shirt was off? jkjk

ipts | 0

#925147 - Monday 8 March 2010 14:28

and hes not a "hair attached or not" doctor. why would a college teach a student to identify attached hairs from non attached? are yall re ta rd ed?

apfunction | 0

#925761 - Monday 8 March 2010 19:35

fucking OP is a perv trying to cop a feel.

z620 | 0

#926119 - Monday 8 March 2010 21:26

wait was she wearig a shirt and how old was she?

Snickerdoodles2 | 0

#926739 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:54

Don't make me angry!

WhyDoITrust | 0

#927034 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:37

lol

gomego87 | 0

#927768 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:52

ILY 39.

Betz | 10

#927845 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:27

The doctors i know call their patients "patient" and not "client". Fake

bioshockguy | 0

#928027 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 8:27

"the Don't Sue People Panda"

quikwit1212 | 0

#967107 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:25

You rang?

vollyball921 | 0

#979447 - Tuesday 13 April 2010 16:44

#7 I agree

karch | 0

#2520638 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:33

80 FTW

By iFellytone | 0

#924556 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:11

Awkward

Mightyrif | 23

#6371957 - Wednesday 5 August 2015 15:01

I'm almost 100% sure I've heard of this exact story before on an FML-like site. Sorry guys this might be a repost.

By astro_plastic | 0

#924579 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:16

The Bride of Sasquatch needs check-ups too..

garrettjordan | 0

#924585 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:17

ewww that's nasty

mikeyman91765 | 0

#930262 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:51

@Astro (capitalized) You are gorgeous

By jennjennsofly | 7

#924587 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:17

hmm... very AwKw4Rd

By bmalley | 0

#924599 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:19

snicker, do you live in the states? no doctor can explain that without a lawsuit? stop giving professionals advice at the tender age of 15.

By Mr_26 | 0

#924608 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:20

Hell is a location therefore it has to be capitolized.

By pirace | 0

#924612 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:21

so... ur post sucks!

Icarus_II | 0

#926716 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:45

No actually, OP was trying to a get a hair of the patient. Not sucking.

By FYLDeep | 25

#924618 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:23

Because iPods will try to do eveything possible to try to prevent you from using any word close to a cuss word. Which is why it doesn't change shell. It's a legit word and it's non offensive.

By astro_plastic | 0

#924629 - Monday 8 March 2010 9:25

@ mr. 26: Actually, hell does not have to be capitalized since it is a subjective, ambiguous religious term which not everyone follows nor believes in. Just as god or gods does not have to be capitalized, neither does 'hell'. And that is the ONLY time I'll ever talk about grammar on FML.