Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
He clipped off his penis!? D;
lnull 0
Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers
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Comments (91)
padlarf 14
Toehair
pastprimitive 0
I would put that in Hazardous Waste Disposal.
alexandraa_fml 0
Lolololol @ these comments.
nikkers 0
I would give him back the toe hairs in a jiffy bag or some such shit in case his toes got draughty n missed the hair... and tell him he could keep the clippers... that way ya win for being considerate!!
Nissi 17
Ugh. D:
sdcrazy1018 0
I think I may of vurped a bit
Shinygirlnz 1
Eeewwwwwwwwww... I hope you let other people at your work know this FML is yours - that's disgusting. Meanwhile, I'm assuming the clippers went straight in the bin.
redshortsx 0
that's nasty buy new nail clippers
Goo2 0
Please proceed to tell everybody in the office what he did.
shut_the_hell_up 0
Are u sure it wasn't already there from you?
FarSide 22
Exactly. He may decided to keep his hangnail after seeing OP's cooter hair on them.