Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML
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llamafish 25
Gotta love the feel of a nice, wet pussy.
saIty 17
Did you not shave? Maybe your cat thought it was a mouse.
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Comments (105)
bianchieiei 13
Hahaha i feel ur pain.I have 8cats.xD
chowE_fml 4
Pussy don't like pussy
mintcar 10
Has all 8 jumped on your ****** at once?
botanistjessica 24
Watch out people, the crazy cat lady has arrived.
bianchieiei 13
Ohhh?Thumbs down.:/Oh well..i shall just meow in protest.Good day.*prepares for thumb downs*
Drigr 9
I see no gender markings, and the name is murphy22... I'm not so sure OP is female..
_Oblivion_ 12
That's a terrifying point 61, almost a guarenteed way of vasectemy.
evilplatypus 39
I only have two cats but one jumped in the bath while I was in there (she'll sleep on the cool ceramic on hot days) and ended up piercing my nipple she got so freaked out. Thankfully, I have an extremely high tolerance for pain!
proffbra000 1
^^^ WE GOT A CRAZY CAT LADY!!!!
heygirlie777 21
61- look at her profile! It says title:miss :)
BabySparkle1 15
92- 61 was talking about the OP, read carefully before you post something that's not even right.
braibrai734 2
8 cats.... I love animals but 8 is a little much don't u think?
youngsofly 13
Ouch, I feel your pain OP :/
christopherryan 0
You've taken a relaxing bath and had your cat scratch your goods? Dang, small world...
youngsofly 13
No, but my cat's gone crazy on my private parts, so yeah, I feel his pain.
youngsofly 13
You sir, just won the internet, congratulations.
Xeserx 8
What the bloody hell is an "OP"
Dekarian 7
Octagonal Pineapple
peachyFML 17
86- Oatmeal Playboy
LolFMLnot 10
86 Online Poop
sisterjameela 7
Opossum pancakes
Grimmerie 31
86: opportune pregnancy.
on_the_flip_side 0
It's an Oblong Platypus.
False_Stupidity 42
I love how seven people in a row just replied to the wrong comment...
jwolfe50 5
Got to protect the goods. C'mon now...
patrickalamo 48
Cat scratch fever.
llamafish 25
Gotta love the feel of a nice, wet pussy.
llamafish 25
Huh. I was actually thinking of that movie when I wrote the comment. Noor, you wouldn't happen to be a mind-reader, would you?
Earth_Bound 0
Of course she is! She's Noor! What do you expect?!
dougiewhale 6
****** dentata!!!
slipmaster 6
scaryyyy....
Mr_Rhinoceros 5
Hahahahahafluckingha
AlexBblah 10
Or in this case #68 out of the tub
Rddvl 11
So it's normal for your cat to be in the same room while your bathing?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Well that is what OP said.
AlexaWuzHere 31
My cat has separation anxiety and actually enjoys sitting in the bathroom while I shower.. He also loves to play with the water when the tub is full, so yes, I think OP having her cat in there is normal.
flutter4 7
If I don't let my cat in the bathroom or bedroom she paws at the door until I open it and let her in
cookeemonster 7
It's not like the cats gonna freak out because you're naked....
christopherryan 0
I wish i could relate OP, but have yet to own a cat or get scatched down there. Hope ya never have to feel that pain again
llamafish 25
I don't think you want to be able to relate.
saIty 17
Did you not shave? Maybe your cat thought it was a mouse.
reallytho3 11
That would be tragic and hilarious lol
perdix 31
Or a beaver.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Or the cat thought op didn't clean was enough down there and decided to help.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I didn't mean to add 'was' o.o
PipingMouse 14
I take that as an offense. Many mice are very well groomed, we don't look like a hairball with legs.
anyav3 13
Not so relaxing anymore huh? I feel bad for the both of you. Neither of you wanted what came for them :/
Airman1988 9
Don't get cat scratch fever now
blondecat 6
That's fleas…
guckylynn 19
Actually it's a disease caused by bacteria believed to be spread by cat scratches or bites.
kittytub 12
we like watching you take a shower, but we're not one for joining you. meow.
zingline89 18
You just knew when you set up your account that eventually an FML would come along that fit your username perfectly, didn't you?
kittytub 12
hahaha, didn't even realize that. gosh, i'm famous. hi mom! :D