Love, Family, Awkward, Jealousy and Ragebait: As it should

As it should

By What have I done? - 16/08/2025 12:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was so envious of my thin, pretty, genetically perfect sister getting a date that I lied to my mom, saying she was a prostitute. I made a fake escort page and used her pics. My mom lost her shit and kicked my sister out, but now the guilt is eating me up. FML

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You deserved it 1 540

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 280

You deserved it 3 863

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 042

Big Brother is watching you

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 990

You deserved it 2 701

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 21/06/2022 10:00

Today, my sister and I look enough alike she was able to steal my ID to go and get a tattoo at 15 years-old. Our mom is furious and also blames me, as though I willingly let her use my ID. FML

I agree, your life sucks 912

You deserved it 149

Cruel

By Gayafnow - 02/08/2021 02:01

Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 611

You deserved it 209

Betrayal

By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 4 166

By Eternal Servitude - 02/05/2015 16:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 438

You deserved it 2 378

You idiot!

By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 482

You deserved it 3 123

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 564

You deserved it 2 410

Don't out people, people

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 00:01 - United States - New York

Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 304

You deserved it 226

duchessdoughnut 2

Saturday 16 August 2025 13:15

You’re a complete arsehole. Ugliness on the outside is irrelevant compared to ugliness on the inside.

poopface82 23

Saturday 16 August 2025 13:34

And you came here, where there are human beings who post, for sympathy? That’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

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duchessdoughnut 2

Saturday 16 August 2025 13:15

You’re a complete arsehole. Ugliness on the outside is irrelevant compared to ugliness on the inside.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 19 August 2025 20:30

Yeah. Beauty may only be skin deep, but that kind of ugliness goes down to the BONE. OP, someone needs to knock the Stupid out of you, but I worry that there won't be anything LEFT after they're done!

poopface82 23

Saturday 16 August 2025 13:34

And you came here, where there are human beings who post, for sympathy? That’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

d j mom 9

Saturday 16 August 2025 14:37

wow that is some cold evil stuff. You need to tell your mom the truth, then how about you work on yourself. Get a makeover or something. Maybe it'll improve your inside too. But just remember Karma is a real bitch!