Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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countryb_cth
| 38
Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.
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Phooey
| 22
it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.
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countryb_cth
| 38
Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.
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badluckalex
| 23
I always hold the cap when I shake anything
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BigLatchZatch
| 14
You will go far in life with this skill. Not really, but it certainly helps save time and effort.
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malaak2
| 16
It happens, let's just hope you weren't wearing new clothes.
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Phooey
| 22
it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.
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AnOriginalName
| 19
The first thing was a soda, right?
.... Right?
.... Right?
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Moderator0fFML
| 10
Of course, #15 :)
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
Paris Hilton:Thats hot...
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thevelociraptor
| 31
Well, now you have some extra experience.
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trellz17
| 19
Now you're the salad....yeah that was lame
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ninad7
| 12
ayyyyyy
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PinkieKeen
| 20
But there wasn't even a pun?
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LifeMD
| 14
At least you succeeded in mixing the dressing.
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mageepaigeee44
| 15
Oil and vinegar don't ever mix.
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ninad7
| 12
I think you took the "dressing" a little too literally
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Enkeria
| 30
Put your index finger on the lid while you shake any bottle. It prevents this from happening. :)
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singer0421
| 32
You could try putting your hand over the lid to secure it, but I guess that would make too much sense.
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Alecster21
| 5
You shook that Italian so hard, it squirted all over you. ;)
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the_zero_article
| 15
Yes, that is actually exactly what happened.