By imamess - 15/09/2014 21:37 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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countryb_cth 38

Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

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Phooey 22

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

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countryb_cth 38

Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

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badluckalex 23

I always hold the cap when I shake anything

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BigLatchZatch 14

You will go far in life with this skill. Not really, but it certainly helps save time and effort.

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malaak2 16

It happens, let's just hope you weren't wearing new clothes.

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Phooey 22

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

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AnOriginalName 19

The first thing was a soda, right? .... Right?

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ColonelCusswords 24

Paris Hilton:Thats hot...

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ninad7 12

I think you took the "dressing" a little too literally

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Enkeria 30

Put your index finger on the lid while you shake any bottle. It prevents this from happening. :)

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singer0421 32

You could try putting your hand over the lid to secure it, but I guess that would make too much sense.

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Alecster21 5

You shook that Italian so hard, it squirted all over you. ;)

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