FML : Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook...

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML

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By imamess - / Monday 15 September 2014 21:37 / United States - Rockville

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By countryb_cth | 38

#6066094 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:39

Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

By Phooey | 22

#6066096 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:41

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

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By countryb_cth | 38

#6066094 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:39

Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

badluckalex | 23

#6066120 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 10:07

I always hold the cap when I shake anything

BigLatchZatch | 14

#6066227 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 13:43

You will go far in life with this skill. Not really, but it certainly helps save time and effort.

By malaak2 | 16

#6066095 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:40

It happens, let's just hope you weren't wearing new clothes.

By Phooey | 22

#6066096 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:41

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

AnOriginalName | 19

#6066137 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 10:33

The first thing was a soda, right?

.... Right?

Moderator0fFML | 10

#6066187 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 12:33

Of course, #15 :)

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6066320 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 16:30

Paris Hilton:Thats hot...

By thevelociraptor | 31

#6066098 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:42

Well, now you have some extra experience.

By trellz17 | 19

#6066101 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:43

Now you're the salad....yeah that was lame

ninad7 | 12

#6066116 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:59

ayyyyyy

PinkieKeen | 20

#6066897 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 6:24

But there wasn't even a pun?

By LifeMD | 14

#6066107 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:48

At least you succeeded in mixing the dressing.

mageepaigeee44 | 15

#6066296 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 16:06

Oil and vinegar don't ever mix.

By ninad7 | 12

#6066111 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:56

I think you took the "dressing" a little too literally

By Enkeria | 30

#6066112 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:56

Put your index finger on the lid while you shake any bottle. It prevents this from happening. :)

By singer0421 | 32

#6066113 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 9:56

You could try putting your hand over the lid to secure it, but I guess that would make too much sense.

By Alecster21 | 5

#6066123 - Tuesday 16 September 2014 10:10

You shook that Italian so hard, it squirted all over you. ;)

the_zero_article | 15

#6066756 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 3:12

Yes, that is actually exactly what happened.

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