Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

It happens, let's just hope you weren't wearing new clothes.

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

Well, now you have some extra experience.

Now you're the salad....yeah that was lame

At least you succeeded in mixing the dressing.

I think you took the "dressing" a little too literally

Put your index finger on the lid while you shake any bottle. It prevents this from happening. :)

You could try putting your hand over the lid to secure it, but I guess that would make too much sense.

You shook that Italian so hard, it squirted all over you. ;)