Animals: Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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Bad day?

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 11:01

Today, after waking up to a spilled bottle of juice on my clothes, I heard my ex died. Whilst baking cookies to distract myself, I melted my work laptop on the toaster. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By a cat named tiddles - 30/03/2017 00:00

Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put it outside. Unhappy with the situation, it leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:06

That cat's a pussy.

aryan_chris 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:10

Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...

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cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:51

awwwnn I'm sorry, dealing with a deceased pet is hard :( hope u can pull through :) fyl..

Taz_the_Spaz 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:52

what did you do to the toast?

RezaDupontDC 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Ooo, at least it was a quiff-pop.

Jazmyn0318 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:05

Lmao @ #79. Also... dats fukkd up wat happen to ur cat. Tho completely hilarious... fukkd up.

tjsomethin 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:07

Solution: Toaster oven.

ipwnlosers 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:20

What happened to your face..? (I'm talking about your profile picture)

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:29

Because of this FML I'm seriously considering robbing a bank with a toaster. Me: On the ground, now! Get down I said! I've got a weapon and I'm ready to use it! Gimme all the money in the safe or you'll get it! *Puts toast in toaster and waits five minutes. Then aims at bank teller.* *Two freshly toasted loaves of bread hit the teller* Me: See what I meant? He died for laughing at me! Now gimme all the money! Or else! I brought 2 packages of bread and I'm ready to use 'em!

docscientist 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:29

Way to make it just sad, instead of a funny situation causing a sad outcome.

shelbyjee 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:30

hahaa I'm sorry that is sad but really unexpected

Zebidee 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:32

Schrödinger's Toaster?

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