By blind - 29/01/2011 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see the "Cirque du Soleil" at the Albert Hall. It was amazing, apparently. Of course I wouldn't know, because I left my glasses at the hotel, and was sitting at the very back row. FML
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By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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catatonicsleep 17

Didn't they have those mini binocular things they often have in theatres?

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lizzieislovely 11

Ooooh i went to see that yesterday too!! It was so amazing. You have to go back and see it again with your glasses this time! It would be well worth it i promise you!

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Contacts FTW!

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Bobissmall 13

Maybe they only need glasses for long distance. Hence why it would be easy to forget them if they don't wear them often. I only wear mine for school.

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breena25 0

glasses don't make u a nerd they make u sexi

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Buchitoo 4

Totally agree 29!!!! I use glasses and love them although most if the time I have my contacts.

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robosonic 2

What If there are holes in the glasses? maybe 4,000! That's the amount of holes in Blackburn, Lancashire! And though the holes are rather small, we have to count them all. Then we'll know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall! I'm surprised no one made that reference...

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bigantennaemay 3

no, he meant, 'nerd,' because OP wants to go to Cirque something or other, which is really boring and stupid. Only nerds are interested in that s**t.

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lerouxmaster 7

36 - Yeah, bring cultivated, artsy and intelligent sucks ! Ignorance for the win ! Redneck Force.

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randomburger 7

-35 Beatles FTW!

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catatonicsleep 17

Didn't they have those mini binocular things they often have in theatres?

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JCHammer 5

That would be true, but those only work on us "seeing folk"

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Arenina 4

Umm no, they sell ones that can be focused.

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Midnightpearls 13

Depending how nearsighted OP is, binoculars could be useless. Also, I have yet to see them being sold anywhere at performance halls I've been to.

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fleckney26 25

The Royal Albert hall doesn't have them, or at least I've never seen them there

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lizzieislovely 11

Ooooh i went to see that yesterday too!! It was so amazing. You have to go back and see it again with your glasses this time! It would be well worth it i promise you!

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andrealovvve 17

shoulda brought themm !

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TryptamineDreame 0

No lie, I did this same exact thing when I went to see cirque du soleil a couple of years ago, except I was near the stage so I got to see the amazing show. Sorry op :c

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supertacowaffle 41

Don't they have mini binoculars in theatres?

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T552 12

I hate it when that happens, leaving your glasses behind. You can go so far before you realise everything's blurry, especially if you're in a rush. I feel for you there OP. Bad times.

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lizzieislovely 11

Not all places have mini-binoculars. Albert Hall, apparently, is one of them.

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