Health: Poor Despereaux

Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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You deserved it 802

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Same thing different taste

By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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You deserved it 2 109

Roasted

By Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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You deserved it 4 084

By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 665

You deserved it 32 075

Baked

By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 144

You deserved it 9 036

By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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You deserved it 2 964

By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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You deserved it 3 636

Clever boy

By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

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You deserved it 99

Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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You deserved it 6 692

Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 716

By dangit - 11/09/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I went to interview with potential new roommates at a cooperative living house. I decided to bake cookies for everyone, and while touring the house, I forgot about the cookies and set off a small oven fire. All this after professing how responsible I am. FML

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You deserved it 14 270

evilplatypus 38

Monday 6 February 2017 14:08

Yeah, but then he'd want a glass of milk and we all know how THAT goes.

greenwall 0

Saturday 4 February 2017 6:23

If you gave the mouse a cookie this wouldn't have happened!!!!

Comments

inappropes 31

Saturday 4 February 2017 5:15

poor mouse.

greenwall 0

Saturday 4 February 2017 6:23

If you gave the mouse a cookie this wouldn't have happened!!!!

evilplatypus 38

Monday 6 February 2017 14:08

Yeah, but then he'd want a glass of milk and we all know how THAT goes.

crrodgers33 0

Monday 6 February 2017 14:51

how did you not smell that??

crrodgers33 0

Monday 6 February 2017 14:51

how did you not smell that??

hellnosucka 27

Monday 6 February 2017 15:04

is this the same rodent that got killed in the heater from a previous fml?

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 6 February 2017 19:20

Logic would dictate most likely not, pretty sure you only die once still...

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 February 2017 16:55

I wonder if the mouse's family made into the cake!

RememberSchlitz 9

Monday 6 February 2017 17:29

If you are quiet as a mouse, no one in your family will know of this.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 6 February 2017 18:33

Just throw it away and tell everybody you dropped it.

jcash52426 5

Monday 6 February 2017 19:21

This is one of those times where you don't say anything ( unless there are little kids there) and just clean the stove the next day like nothing is wrong.