Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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my_usagi 0
awwwww that's horrible
sammieInsanityy 0
Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c
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sammieInsanityy 0
Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c
largefoofighter 0
worthless cat! even when it's dead it ruins your day
gutzzzz 0
Well why did you leave your dead cat out on the lawn in the first place?
leeshxx 3
why doesnt anyone ever yell out FIRST anymore. i want to see sirin attack that shit
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Shut up Harry Potter TROLL!
SuckerPunchurMom 0
I take my comment back. Thank you for removing her. :D
Pokeemon 3
breakfast
mz_booty 0
and thank godness for that!! the less cats in this world the better lol
Frelling 0
35, nothing like pussy for breakfast.
ieatcats 0
im confused that would make my day btr
insanesna1l 0
haha 16. I was wondering why their dead cat was left outside as well
CaptinFalconKnig 6
I had nothing to do with this =O
zozohearts 0
Did you also see a fat lady pooping on your lawn?
Mehness 0
1 - I agree with you. Poor kitty. Meanwhile, the rest of you who said you'd enjoy that are assholes. Literal death isn't something you wish upon anything. You never know what you had before it's gone. Also, even if you don't like how cats act, they're fugging cute, and I'm pretty sure none of you would like to scrape a dead cat off your lawn. In conclusion, if that were your pet, you'd be bawling like there's no tomorrow. Good DAY sir!
thaney18 0
Poor Kitty..... NOT! Muahahaha
aussie_gemini 5
I don't know #98, you look pretty guilty! lol
SpilltMilk2 0
#teamdogs, just call up an Asian, they'll be delighted to remove it.
Autoshot 9
112, why am I not surprised that you have no sympathy?
nissanman_fml 16
Because she must have been born in Korea, and as she knows, cats taste ever so good :) Breakfast, anyone?
khaya 9
I was walking on the road when I saw this dead cat on someone's lawn, long story short, I ate it.
amber551133 5
omnomnom ...kitteh meat
kameryn25 3
that sounds like a great end to a good morning.
yougotapes 7
aww :(
whoisthisgirl 4
yeah.. that would ruin my day lol
EmperorPsycho 0
tomorrow tomorrow! I luv ya, tomorr o... noooooo
my_usagi 0
awwwww that's horrible
MyNameIsBruce 0
Must've been some party...
whatfml 0
aww! I got a cat today. I had to swerve but I got it.
dirtyblond 4
hahahaha awwwh:(
Randuhh_17 4
y'all are horrible! Completely DISGUSTING!
urdirtyolduncle 15
why are there so many FML's on cats?!?
starile 19
look at your user pic, 103
ILoveEggnog 7
103, because cats are the devil.
falluke17 0
41 win!
khaya 9
Was that your lawn, thanks for the meal
SuckerPunchurMom 0
There should be a sign that says "Free Cat"!!!
smileeee_fml 0
*Free Dead Cat
Jimboom 11
Or *Free meat*
gutzzzz 0
* Free Asian cuisine samples
SuckerPunchurMom 0
#28 That was funny. Wou yu lak to try som shitty chicken?
safwat 0
LOL bitch move:P
beatrucelynn 0
this made me lol so hard!!! I'm picturing like 5 different Chinese restaurants fighting over who gets the free fresh cat mean. thanks for the laugh and now I'm craving Chinese food :D
alan1234 0
LMAO!!!
dedrater_kool_u 0
HAHAHA!
smoshiee 8
**** ypu
Jimboom 11
Shame, but it could have been worse. The cat could have dragged itself onto your bed and you could have woken up looking at your dead cat. At least you had a good start. Grab your shovel. Time to start diggin.
Frelling 0
Dig? Faster and easier to put the cat out on the curb, then call the local council to come clean it up.
gutzzzz 0
Curb? Call me an opportunist, but I won't be the one going hungry today.
biass 0
Opportunist? More like common sense, cat's are great protein and has low fat. Usually. Plus a new rug, or hat.
No_LoveMM 3
Hell No! My cat is in NO WAY low fat...
insanesna1l 0
I feel sorry for you op. 1) because of your pet dying, and 2) because you posted it here and were probably expecting sympathy
starile 19
74, then you gave them exactly what they wanted, with your "I feel sorry for you".
ameeturtle 0
jerk.
chrstygrl06 10
Poor cat:(
182crazyking 9
"Today, I died on the lawn. FML"
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
technically its still a beautiful day.. sun and all. but i think its ftcl(eff tha cats life)..
Lunaa94 6
Or lack thereof.
No_LoveMM 3
Indeed 11, indeed.
nond2nv 4
No
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
RIP kitty cat!
Lizza330 28
Poor Kitty!!!!!! :(
CaptinFalconKnig 6
omg yugioh season zero ftw =o
Lizza330 28
I know I'm on episode 25!!!! :D
cptmorgan15 2
gay
waycool 10
Should this not be written "my cat dead on the lawn" rather than "my dead cat on the lawn"? It implies OPs cat was already dead therefore, YDI for leaving it on the lawn.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Good observation. I concur with this.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
A freaking ninja zombie cat!
Iskaria 0
It is possible that it was worded correctly AND op didn't leave the cat on the lawn: If op had buried said cat under her lawn, then an animal or a crazy person decided to dig up the grave, the cat would have been on the lawn in the morning. However this scenario is very unlikely 0.o
TheDrifter 23
Not unlikely for long. That's a great prank idea.
nickdunbar 8
grammer nazi
raven02 0
it makes sense anyways but yes u r right doctor
LinTurk 4
Yep, your right. Unless she has issues.
ImaWiseGuy 5
i guess it used up it's nine lives.......
kitty0910 0
It's an old saying/belief that "cats have 9 lives" because of how they can survive falls from high places etc. It's a figure of speech.
Alderman55 0
they were talking about how he used it's cause then it means it is