By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
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ashesanddust 8

It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job

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ashesanddust 8

It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job

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AninOnin 24

Or maybe the garage had multiple entrances/exits?

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dmoran20 27

Or find one that doesn't require common sense....

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gc327072 30

52- after all, all you have to do to become a YouTube commenter is go say "fake and gay".

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quontag 15

55, that is the fakest gayest thing I have heard in my life.

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rawr_ily96 24

Somebody makes a living as a YouTube commenter. *cough*73*cough*

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rapunzel3416 28

It might just be me but if I saw someone stealing my car I would freeze up and call the cops from a distance. There's no way I'd approach them. But I'm probably just a chicken.

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Dashelle 25

Hey, don't go blaming the OP. Obviously that place has some security issue, or they wouldn't hire him in the first place!

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MrClean17 15

I don't think anyone really deserves to have their car stolen. OP certainly could have made it harder for the crooks though

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_DudeGuy_ 16

44, look at op's name, he kinda deserves it.

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DogsPaw 16

Stolen car to Kidnapping... That escalated quickly.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

There's not much you could do in either case if the criminal has a gun.

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HortonThelephant 15

Gone in 60 Seconds? Sure hope you aren't the guard in my parking garage..

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

The first movie to pop in my head when I read parking garage was "The Human Centipede 2".

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Mr_Satan 11

Seriously?.... They made a second one?.... And people actually watched it?....

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Uhscanherdarklee 10

Well, I half watched it. Between the slits in my fingers covering my eyes. That counts right? Much worse than the first.

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beckilynn77_fml 8

How do you explain that on the police report, or the IR you have to write up?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

I'd take that issue up with the security. .......oh, wait

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koolkool994 28

I had to put YDI as you should know what's going on at your job

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Adhdkid107 9

New hardest decision not telling cops your car got stolen, or pretty much telling your boss your bad at your job...

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arsenicalhumor 30

Damnitt. I read #17 wrong. x.x; I was thinking 4th instead of 3rd. Thumb me down please x.x;;

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DippinGrizzly907 27

And because it is forbidden for 38 to thumb you down, I shall. Yet I am thumbing you down because your Canadian

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TresAmusant 11

It's all a tricky test by your employers to see of you're actually doing your job. Clearly, you're not.

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