By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
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ashesanddust 8

It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job

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grumpybr 13

You nap at home, at your job you should be working.

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c4rpi0 20

Someone isn't very good at their job

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bReLiNg 18

OP... You have a talent for letting things disappear under your nose.

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yellowkiwi3 5

Well said! I was thinking the same thing.

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ironichalibut 24

He should be a magician, not a security guard.

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limitedition 25

The possibility of crime in the parking garage is probably why they hired a security guard in the first place. Too bad you're a slacker or you'd still have a ride!

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laurens123 6

Isn't it kinda your fault for not noticing that it was your car leaving the garage?

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xStaciexLynnx 15

He was too busy noticing the back of his eyelids.

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DirkTheDiggler 13

"Dude, where's your car?"

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slacker_69 6

aren't you supposed to be guarding it. I think that's says you are bad at your job YDI

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icemand90 17

*sip* wait, does ydi count? or do you have to write it fully?

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Zebediabolical 39

I'm going to die. This game is horrible. And yet, I cannot stop!

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ironichalibut 24

Enough of your pussy "*sips*", *chug-a-lugs the bottle*

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