By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 445
You deserved it 13 075

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well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

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well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

#1 pretty much wins at life

TSA horse shit... ITS A PENIS YOU DUMB FUCK!! ITS ONLY GOING TO EXPLODE IF YOU KEEP RUBBING IT!!!

Atleast u have a big D

WTF ur 2, can u count??

He was typing it when someone else got to press the comment button faster. I guess you didn't even bother to think before commenting.

No, he just said that #1 was awesome, not that he was first, otherwise it would be something like " ZOMG i r first!!!1!!!one!!"

haha that sucks wait... what was turning you on at the AIRPORT!?!?!?

I would like to know this too. Follow up, anyone?

At least your erection got some attention. Some people would kill for a monster like yours.... Shame on you for getting upset.

He probably thought it was a dangerous cucumber wrapped in tinfoil

HAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU

hahahahahaha :D oh those male penises :)

Male penises? You saying females are supposed to have them too?

#9, as opposed to what other kind of penises?