FML : Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at...

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Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 May 2009 17:34 / United States

Intimacy

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By _insertnamehere_ | 0

#249146 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:55

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

By josface | 0

#249150 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:56

Poor kids.

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By _insertnamehere_ | 0

#249146 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:55

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

billyhirvine09 | 0

#973982 - Sunday 4 April 2010 03:50

#1 pretty much wins at life

soccrplease | 1

#2360156 - Sunday 17 April 2011 01:20

agreed

Herropreez17 | 0

#2691034 - Thursday 16 June 2011 01:37

TSA horse shit... ITS A PENIS YOU DUMB FUCK!! ITS ONLY GOING TO EXPLODE IF YOU KEEP RUBBING IT!!!

THEsuperMANLYman | 10

#5335655 - Wednesday 23 January 2013 02:20

Atleast u have a big D

By fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#249149 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:56

#1 ftw!!!!!!

breenarae25 | 0

#1429020 - Monday 20 September 2010 06:42

WTF ur 2, can u count??

changesinme | 0

#1683561 - Thursday 11 November 2010 06:47

He was typing it when someone else got to press the comment button faster. I guess you didn't even bother to think before commenting.

KatieKhaos | 0

#1901866 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 12:18

No, he just said that #1 was awesome, not that he was first, otherwise it would be something like " ZOMG i r first!!!1!!!one!!"

By josface | 0

#249150 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:56

Poor kids.

By GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#249153 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:56

haha that sucks wait... what was turning you on at the AIRPORT!?!?!?

By catacombhome | 0

#249162 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:57

At least your erection got some attention. Some people would kill for a monster like yours.... Shame on you for getting upset.

By hpodity | 0

#249169 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:58

He probably thought it was a dangerous cucumber wrapped in tinfoil

By nessa69_fml | 0

#249171 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:58

wow.

By beaverdogmouse | 0

#249173 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:58

HAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU

By mohomonopoly | 0

#249174 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:58

hahahahahaha :D oh those male penises :)

By Go_for_it | 0

#249183 - Monday 1 June 2009 01:00

#9, as opposed to what other kind of penises?

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