FML : Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at...

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Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 May 2009 17:34 / United States

Intimacy

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By _insertnamehere_ | 0

#249146 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:55

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

By josface | 0

#249150 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

Poor kids.

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By _insertnamehere_ | 0

#249146 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:55

well, they had to make it sure it wouldn't go off at any time...

billyhirvine09 | 0

#973982 - Sunday 4 April 2010 15:50

#1 pretty much wins at life

soccrplease | 1

#2360156 - Sunday 17 April 2011 1:20

agreed

Herropreez17 | 0

#2691034 - Thursday 16 June 2011 1:37

TSA horse shit... ITS A PENIS YOU DUMB FUCK!! ITS ONLY GOING TO EXPLODE IF YOU KEEP RUBBING IT!!!

THEsuperMANLYman | 10

#5335655 - Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:20

Atleast u have a big D

By fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#249149 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

#1 ftw!!!!!!

breenarae25 | 0

#1429020 - Monday 20 September 2010 6:42

WTF ur 2, can u count??

changesinme | 0

#1683561 - Thursday 11 November 2010 18:47

He was typing it when someone else got to press the comment button faster.
I guess you didn't even bother to think before commenting.

KatieKhaos | 0

#1901866 - Wednesday 29 December 2011 0:18

No, he just said that #1 was awesome, not that he was first, otherwise it would be something like " ZOMG i r first!!!1!!!one!!"

By josface | 0

#249150 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

Poor kids.

By GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#249153 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

haha that sucks
wait... what was turning you on at the AIRPORT!?!?!?

I'madumbass | 19

#7568017 - Saturday 25 November 2017 6:59

I would like to know this too.
Follow up, anyone?

By catacombhome | 0

#249162 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:57

At least your erection got some attention. Some people would kill for a monster like yours.... Shame on you for getting upset.

By hpodity | 0

#249169 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:58

He probably thought it was a dangerous cucumber wrapped in tinfoil

By nessa69_fml | 0

#249171 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:58

wow.

By beaverdogmouse | 0

#249173 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:58

HAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE YOU

By mohomonopoly | 0

#249174 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:58

hahahahahaha :D
oh those male penises :)

I'madumbass | 19

#7568018 - Saturday 25 November 2017 7:00

Male penises? You saying females are supposed to have them too?

By Go_for_it | 0

#249183 - Monday 1 June 2009 1:00

#9, as opposed to what other kind of penises?

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