Health: Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

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By Nearly blind - 07/10/2018 17:30

Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML

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By BeatByA9yrold - 12/04/2014 19:59 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

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It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By blinded - 05/07/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

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Double trouble

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:01

Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.

squirell_AIDS69 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:00

If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!

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ROFLFail 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 23:27

Put itching powder in his underwear.

roooose 6

Thursday 30 December 2010 0:26

What an ASSHOLE !!! You should shove a curling iron up his ass. That would teach him.

Seethatguy 3

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:33

Put pink hair dye in his shampoo and warn everyone else. Or don't.

ninja_hobo 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 5:42

shit on his puppy. FYL op

thornpop 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:38

OMG that would sting soooooo badly!! FYL

sockpuppet704 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 10:06

Somebody's going to get falcon punched tonight.

flippityfloop 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 11:09

What an asshole! Replace his drinking water with hydrochloric acid.

thejanguy 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:09

If it's destinies vinegar that can blind you, I suggest you castrate your brother.

purityshannon 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 18:03

i swear the people who put YDI are purely sadistic and loves seeing people in misery. dude ur bro is a jackass really...

Eliza_boo 0

Friday 31 December 2010 1:23

You brother is a very sad person if they need to find humor by messing with your sight like that, if I had a younger brother or sister that did anything like that to me I would make sure they would be so afraid of me they'd never pull a stunt like that again ever, dunno what I would do but it wouldn't happen again.

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