Kids: Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water...

By BeatByA9yrold - 12/04/2014 19:59 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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The opposite of a good idea

By gorokhan2 - 27/04/2020 17:00

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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Let's cook

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 08:01

Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 01:34 - Canada

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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What just happened?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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Sunday 13 April 2014 1:42

Tell him ur gonna get revenge so bad he won't believe it then don't do anything. Him living in fear would be everything u would need to get him back.

cakefete2 30

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:43

That would be rated R... For R Kelly.

Comments

spikekutter 9

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:38

that sucks

Black_Knight80 13

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:40

Well at least you played fair.

HersheySquirts 17

Sunday 13 April 2014 5:10

There is no playing fair at this point, you have to get even in this equation.

lexi365 20

Sunday 13 April 2014 9:44

OP should get a paintball gun or something. Even up the score.

Neoking 4

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:41

Put alcohol in the gun and shoot the ******! It won't be so funny anymore.

cakefete2 30

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:48

Depending on the kind of alcohol this could get interesting.

PengiPou 12

Sunday 13 April 2014 6:07

I say vodka

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 13 April 2014 9:06

isopropyl.

pinkster2014 25

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:44

I thought he was talking about rubbing alcohol, since it looks like water but can burn

GirlGamer12345 22

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:42

Tell him ur gonna get revenge so bad he won't believe it then don't do anything. Him living in fear would be everything u would need to get him back.

cakefete2 30

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:44

Psychological warfare? I like the way you think.

Indianboy9321 25

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:45

Taking the Family Guy approach, where Brian won't tell Stewie when "his revenge" is coming. Just don't push your girlfriend's little brother into a bus!