Health: Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

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By Nearly blind - 07/10/2018 17:30

Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML

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By BeatByA9yrold - 12/04/2014 19:59 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, my girlfriend's little brother challenged me to a water gun fight. I accepted, not knowing he was going to fill his gun with vinegar, then shoot me in the eyes with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

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It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By blinded - 05/07/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

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Double trouble

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:01

Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.

squirell_AIDS69 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:00

If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!

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judetheobvious 0

Friday 31 December 2010 16:43

what an utter ****, i hope you stoved his head in repeatedly with a large shovel and filled his underwear with chili powder

CrushAdrenaline 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:24

I agree with your brother. That's hilarious!

Kyakan 1

Friday 7 January 2011 1:42

The brother that put vinegar in the OP's contact solution? The same brother that, quite literally, can f*cking BLIND someone? FOREVER? You're one hell of a sadistic bastard.

tressor 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:02

your a**shole brother needs a punch in the face for making you almost blind

kraby_patty_33 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:53

to the people who keep says they should have smelt the vinegar, not everyone is able to smell things, and some people can only smell certain things. also, that really sucks D:

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:14

burn baby burn!!

bethanyjk 0

Monday 16 April 2012 5:07

Mmm definitely should be kicked in the face.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:06

Put white paint in his toothpaste tube. Enjoy.

DanielT1994 19

Monday 14 May 2012 3:28

Your brother's a ******* douchebag.

chubbybunny963 7

Sunday 9 December 2012 19:31

Normally, I would laugh at practical jokes, but when it involves eyes it gets more serious. That's one thing I don't mess with! Rinse your eyes out... And get him back for what he did ;)

AssassinBug 15

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:00

Sell all his valuables.

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