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Thanks, asshat

By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville

Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML

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By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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By brhorton02 - 06/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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By ismerf19 - 22/12/2010 00:05

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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By lolowills - 14/11/2016 03:20

Today, I was complimented by my guests about the great of service I was giving them. They then left me a $2 tip on a $50 tab. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2019 02:00

Today, a guest at my restaurant asked me what a tip was. I had to awkwardly explain to him that servers don't make hourly wages, and we rely on tips from customers to make money. After I finished, he laughed at me, called me a sucker, and stiffed me on a $120 tab. FML

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By Nick - 14/07/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By Misunderstood Waitress - 06/11/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

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JACKxRAWR 22

Monday 17 March 2014 1:35

Now that's just ******* creepy...

iLike2Teabag 27

Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Monday 17 March 2014 1:35

Now that's just ******* creepy...

EverestMelting 23

Monday 17 March 2014 2:19

No, what would've been creepier is of it was actual **** O.o

Matrixuniverses 13

Monday 17 March 2014 4:01

agreed

zandalee 19

Monday 17 March 2014 8:59

And he was certainly no gentleman!

IndicaPaincakes 28

Monday 17 March 2014 10:53

Twist: it was the "lady's" idea.

MrManManMan 7

Monday 17 March 2014 15:41

If only their was some way to show that you agree without commenting "agree"

9echo 17

Monday 17 March 2014 22:16

There's this incredible new feature called "thumbs up"...

iLike2Teabag 27

Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

I guess he thought giving you a "money shot" = giving you money.

hugozac88 22

Monday 17 March 2014 3:26

The dude is an ass I'll tell you that much.

redwill85 10

Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

Disturbing, very disturbing.

larrena2377 26

Monday 17 March 2014 1:36

Welcome to the food industry..where most of the time the food sucks and people are assholes.

Welshite 39

Monday 17 March 2014 1:37

Perhaps he's a well-known artist who expects you to sell the drawing for millions! Optimism at its best.

whenitdidhappen 14

Wednesday 20 August 2014 0:17

then the ****-**** scrap would have to be signed...that actually makes things worse at least for me

Kamon97 23

Monday 17 March 2014 1:38

Some people are just the worst bottom feeders ever sorry you have to put up with them -.-

it__happens 17

Monday 17 March 2014 1:41

That put a lovely image in my head..

ariiewilliams 17

Monday 17 March 2014 1:42

Well they were nice customers, weren't they?

ariiewilliams 17

Monday 17 March 2014 3:45

Thanks for explaining, but my comment was sarcasm.

NWO666 15

Monday 17 March 2014 4:24

23, It was obviously a sarcasm comment

ariiewilliams 17

Monday 17 March 2014 4:57

It's fine there really are a lot of people who would comment what i did and mean it seriously.

Yeshua_fml 19

Monday 17 March 2014 1:45

It's supposed to be great for the skin! : )

Ma_Nikka 24

Monday 17 March 2014 1:45

He's trying to tell you that he'll come back

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 17 March 2014 6:39

. . . Cum back.

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