By Good 2 have friends. - 28/12/2011 18:04 - United States
Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML
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  Sammara  |  0

I think people think the OP is a woman because "fiance" is male, while "fiancee" is female. Though, it could be a male/male marriage, depending on the state, of course.

By  perdix  |  29

He probably thought that the drawing was actual size and was praying for your husband-to-be to get some Enzyte or start jelqing. Otherwise, he'll have to hear your confessions of adultery when you discover real-sized sausages.