Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
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Top comments
ctosc 21
lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose
feven 32
Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.
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Comments (61)
Skycop_S 23
Spray liquid ass in his room. When he gets mad, say that it's just your manly musk, and he's a pansy if he can't handle it.
PhantomKitty 26
I'm now curious as to exactly what "liquid ass" smells like.
TabooSushi 24
Imagine the stankiest ass smell you possibly can. Now quadruple it. That's what liquid ass smells like.
andrmac 25
Super soaker with soapy water maybe 2 and don't stop until he's completely covered and forced to go rinse off somewhere. Repeat as necessary!
cocacola999 27
I'm curious - does he not have to go to work or school? You'd guess a teacher/employer would have raised this issue by now.
ssnow_fml 20
Fabreeze bomb his room.
demix_fml 32
Wait till he is asleep then put ketchup on him ! Then he will have to wash.
LiliK_fml 21
I feel your pain. My partner's brother is pretty much the same, he hasn't washed in over 2 weeks now and he's really starting to smell awful.
ZombieSazza 34
Have your parents not told him to shower? Does he not have school/work? Have his friends not spoken to him? Does he not respect himself? Like... What the ****? Does he not smell how bad he is? I have so many questions.
Kukironosuke 16
unfortunately People can't smell their own odor as well as they can smell others, their nose gets used to it and starts to ignore it
laden_swallow09 35
"Afraid of being offensive"?! His stank is offensive!
CodyWade94 10
hose him down while sleeps
superjewguy 19
it is Alabama, not surprised
sillymama 21
Ummmm...... Gross.