Kids: Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping...

By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 09/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Slob off

By Anonymous - 16/05/2023 12:00

Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML

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By :/ - 04/03/2014 13:37

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

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ctosc 21

Saturday 21 May 2016 22:48

lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose

feven 32

Saturday 21 May 2016 22:53

Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.

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Skycop_S 23

Saturday 21 May 2016 23:17

Spray liquid ass in his room. When he gets mad, say that it's just your manly musk, and he's a pansy if he can't handle it.

PhantomKitty 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:42

I'm now curious as to exactly what "liquid ass" smells like.

TabooSushi 24

Sunday 22 May 2016 1:06

Imagine the stankiest ass smell you possibly can. Now quadruple it. That's what liquid ass smells like.

andrmac 25

Saturday 21 May 2016 23:20

Super soaker with soapy water maybe 2 and don't stop until he's completely covered and forced to go rinse off somewhere. Repeat as necessary!

cocacola999 27

Saturday 21 May 2016 23:30

I'm curious - does he not have to go to work or school? You'd guess a teacher/employer would have raised this issue by now.

ssnow_fml 20

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:06

Fabreeze bomb his room.

demix_fml 32

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:24

Wait till he is asleep then put ketchup on him ! Then he will have to wash.

LiliK_fml 21

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:33

I feel your pain. My partner's brother is pretty much the same, he hasn't washed in over 2 weeks now and he's really starting to smell awful.

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 22 May 2016 0:38

Have your parents not told him to shower? Does he not have school/work? Have his friends not spoken to him? Does he not respect himself? Like... What the ****? Does he not smell how bad he is? I have so many questions.