Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
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Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
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ctosc 21
lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose
feven 32
Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.
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Comments (61)
manuwish 9
ew..sorry for you op having to live with a person who doesn't care about personal hygiene :(
danman27 15
Well he's gonna get horrible acne one day
DanielleinDC 34
Is your brother depressed by chance? Refusing to change clothes or shower can be a sign of depression. Is anyone else complaining about the stench? Maybe the family can have some sort of intervention.
tzimtzee 3
Ha! My younger brother did the same thing after he finished high school. I walked past him in the corridor and almost lost my lunch, so i ended up forcing him into the shower, fully clothed and with a bar of soap. He wasn't allowed out until he was clean :P
watermelon_bae 15
He'll never get a girlfriend or boyfriend if he never showers... That's kind of gross...
Scorpio01 16
Suggest him to try to auction off his manly smelling clothes on eBay, he can become rich.
Bloden 1
What the actual ****...? How can your brother, who I am going to guess is underage, not understand basic ******* hygiene... Just, eww...
ER1C_fml 22
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