Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
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Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
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Top comments
ctosc 21
lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose
feven 32
Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.
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Comments (61)
SixthSinEnvy 39
Dump liquid soap on him when he sleeps. He'll get so itchy he'll have to shower. Or if the itch doesn't bother him, now you have a good reactive agent for the hose you'll spray him with.
Soverain 15
I don't understand these kinds of people. Why is it so hard to just take a ******* bath. My roommate was like this and he always smelled awful.
farmgirl98 14
Alabamer
Maximus960 2
I had a roommate like this ... in Alabama ... might be the same guy ... lmao
PrinceMO 7
2 weeks... Why?
tymarie2012 31
my brother only showers once a week unless he leaves to go hang out with friends and in the mean time he starts to smell absolutely awful. I've tried talking to my mom about it but she claims to not smell him.
tomvertigo 17
Two days is my max unless I am backpacking up north and have no access... and even then I use lakes to clean up a bit.
traveveland 16
alabama... not surprised
kayyfayy 3
and your parents are letting this happen because.....?
trucker2 33
Beat his ass and take the toilet brush to him....