Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
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Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
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Top comments
ctosc 21
lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose
feven 32
Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.
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Comments (61)
sk8erd 15
Is he not worried that he won't attract girls? lol.
Cagey 6
I guess he doesn't like girls yet.
TigranPet 24
The logic of "he who smelt it, dealt it" doesn't quite apply to every situation.
zaidthunder1 27
Ice Bucket his ass when he is sleeping.
Blestud 10
And here i am taking 2 showers a day on summer, how can he sleep at night with the smell of his armpits?
Unenunciable 14
I think someone's been watching too much Dance of the Manwhore...
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
spray him with vinegar
chosha_fml 27
Does he watch Game of Thrones? Start calling him Reek.
ericanicole1 12
Invite over a girl he thinks is cute and tell her to tell him he stinks. He'll be in the shower by mid sentence
grogers311 20
Yup, alabama