FML : Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I...

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FuckingDone - / Friday 20 May 2016 23:08 / United States - Enterprise

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By ctosc | 21

#6611736 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:48

lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose

By feven | 32

#6611749 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:53

Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.

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By gusthecat | 12

#6611732 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:44

Don't sweat it OP, brothers be brothers

By saffy66 | 34

#6611733 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:44

Maybe you could encourage him to seek a second opinion?

By jmledford | 6

#6611734 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:45

that is nasty, I can't go one day without taking a shower. two at max. guess it's time to pull out the hose.

By Skinyrd | 17

#6611735 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:46

He sounds like one greasy motherfucker

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6611813 - Sunday 22 May 2016 0:21

I'm sure he's a real big hit with the ladies.

By ctosc | 21

#6611736 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:48

lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose

PhantomKitty | 26

#6611758 - Saturday 21 May 2016 23:01

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

Phantomsnake | 10

#6611765 - Saturday 21 May 2016 23:06

Hoes before bros

fakedsincerity | 32

#6611810 - Sunday 22 May 2016 0:17

I think you mean hose before bros, #12!

ZombieSazza | 34

#6611829 - Sunday 22 May 2016 0:40

#10, I love you, thank you!

Phantomsnake | 10

#6611901 - Sunday 22 May 2016 3:22

Yes I do, #18 thanks

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6612041 - Sunday 22 May 2016 7:32

Lure him? Just drag the dipshit by his hair and hose down his stank ass.

By tyler_the_asiann | 16

#6611738 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Tripartita | 44

#6611746 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:51

You and #1 should hang out; I think you'd really hit it off.

By feven | 32

#6611749 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:53

Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6611885 - Sunday 22 May 2016 2:32

How could they not have noticed?

By HAMY_fml | 23

#6611753 - Saturday 21 May 2016 22:55

dump febreze on him in his sleep and tell him the problem is his ass smelling musk

By moonlight77 | 28

#6611763 - Saturday 21 May 2016 23:05

I voted "I agree, your life sucks" after reading "Refused to shower". That is just disgusting! Drag him in to that shower if you have too,
OP.....with gloves off course.