By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
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ctosc 21
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lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose

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feven 32
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Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.

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gusthecat 12
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Don't sweat it OP, brothers be brothers

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saffy66 34

Maybe you could encourage him to seek a second opinion?

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jmledford 10
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that is nasty, I can't go one day without taking a shower. two at max. guess it's time to pull out the hose.

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Skinyrd 17
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He sounds like one greasy motherfucker

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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I'm sure he's a real big hit with the ladies.

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ctosc 21
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lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose

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PhantomKitty 26
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"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

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Phantomsnake 10
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Hoes before bros

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fakedsincerity 32
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I think you mean hose before bros, #12!

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ZombieSazza 34
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#10, I love you, thank you!

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Phantomsnake 10
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Yes I do, #18 thanks

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laden_swallow09 34
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Lure him? Just drag the dipshit by his hair and hose down his stank ass.

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tyler_the_asiann 16
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Tripartita 44
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You and #1 should hang out; I think you'd really hit it off.

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feven 32
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Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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How could they not have noticed?

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HAMY_fml 23
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dump febreze on him in his sleep and tell him the problem is his ass smelling musk

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moonlight77 28
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I voted "I agree, your life sucks" after reading "Refused to shower". That is just disgusting! Drag him in to that shower if you have too, OP.....with gloves off course.

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