Queasy

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML
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Your boss should've claimed compensation from you

You should've pretended to tie your shoe, or pick up something you dropped so you could give it time to dissipate.

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Your boss should've claimed compensation from you

You should've pretended to tie your shoe, or pick up something you dropped so you could give it time to dissipate.

damn, I felt the second hand embarrassment for you..

Unless she heard you fart or you claimed it, she may think her car stank and she's mortified.

I've never been in a situation where a fart DIDN'T follow me. What were you thinking?

We call that “trailin”