Your food was so disgusting that he had to show you him cleaning himself after seeing your food.

I would have been more surprised if he had sent you a video of him taking a shower fully clothed.

It would've been funny if it was a video of him brushing his tongue

You make out that showering nude is wrong?

He sent you something in return that was just as uninteresting as your food.

Unless he's a weirdly-obsessed foodie, then guys have zero interest in your food. Don't be surprised if they send you things you don't want when you send them things they don't want.

clearly you dont know what snapchat is actually for. kudos for him for educating you.

Maybe would make for a great appetizer or dessert lol