tukker
Canada
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gaffney, United States
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
sdk2010
Canada
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winnipeg, Canada
Protip: Don't
Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
ihatethisjob
Romulus, United States
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
headache
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Anonymous
Cranford, United States
TMI, dude
Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML
Anonymous
Just a prank, bro
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
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shoshizzle 0
Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.
bluepaintred 0
Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.
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Arrowatch 0
If you had time to Get on the Net, Come Here, and Post it, you had time to take a quick shower. If your clothes were also scented, you toss them in the dryer with some laundry soap. Helluva uncomfortable, but it usually does the trick. And then you dump your cologne on your brothers head at a highly inappropriate time.
TALKSHIT 0
hahah thats hilarious
ohhhh_Ashley 0
hahahahaha people keep saying to go wash it off and stuff!! it was probably from earlier before he got on this site. did it occur to anyone that he needed to leave right then and there? so he wouldn't have time to wash it off. WOW everyone is a genius. also, just because it starts with Today, doesn't mean it happened today. they have to start and end correctly to be published.
melilikiki 0
hey, genius, they're referring to the fact that he uses the present tense throughout; rather than saying "i went to my interview" he says "i have to go to my interview smelling like a drunk", which, in fact, he doesnt.
supercalifragi 0
YOUR NOT SUPOSED TO WEAR COLOGNE OR PERFUME TO AN INTERVIEW ANYWAY!!!! but sorry, that sucks!
ditzykayla 0
lol...well even though your life sucks....by the wording of this fml is sounds as if you have yet to go to your interview...so good choice to get on the internet and write an fml about smelling like a drunk....instead of oh i dont' know....trying to wash it off....haha.
DrSamBeckett 0
Hey, I think I interviewed you!
brickhouse95 0
i would hire you
_krystallynn_ 11
lol. you look like your my age haha. your not hiring anyoneXD
vtsocks 2
awesome prank
CRlovers123 0
lmfaooo classic. very classy.
G_thelegend 0
LOL #7 win. OP, solution: change your clothes and take a shower