By tukker - 17/07/2009 23:14 - Canada
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How can you not smell it yourself? Could have covered it easily, too.
Why would anyone smell a bottle of cologne before using it? It was probably in a spray bottle. I wear perfume all the time and I never stop before spraying it and think "Hmm, better check this first because maybe a sibling replaced it with something else." Everyone who's saying this guy deserves it is a jackass. Whisky is cologne-colored, and if it was sprayed onto his clothes, he'll have to change into another job-interview-worthy outfit, be late, and probably still smell like a drunk.
perfume does have a shelf life. You might want to start smelling it before you spray it on youself. Most guys colonges don't come in refillable bottles. OP, how little time did you provide yourself to get ready? Just take a 15 minute shower and change into a different set of slacks and a dress shirt + tie. No need to FML, just plan ahead. How could you not smell it before hand?
I know I smell my perfume every time before I use it, and it's not because I have a sibling who might do something devious someday. OP, one, do you really need to take a full length shower to get (what I hope was a small amount) of whiskey off your body? You just change your clothes right after... I'd say even less then fifteen minutes for all of it. And if you don't have the time to do so, you really should've organized your time better. You know why? Because life happens.