Never drunk call your ex

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 22:00

Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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Anderling 32

Good on him, managing to de-escalate enough to disentangle himself and gtfo.

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RichardPencil 30

He probably did that by mistake. You should go to his house, climb through a window and continue the conversation.

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Anderling 32

Good on him, managing to de-escalate enough to disentangle himself and gtfo.

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RichardPencil 30

He probably did that by mistake. You should go to his house, climb through a window and continue the conversation.

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Thaylok 17

or, hear me out, she could try to beat the crap out of the new girlfriend to win him back.

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RichardPencil 30

Great plan! I heard Ben Affleck beat up Marc Anthony and A-Rod, so Jennfer Lopez married him. That shit really works -- you can't argue with data!

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tiptoppc 19

Never drunk dial your exes. Rule 101 of getting plastered!

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