By pissedoff - 28/06/2016 11:53 - United States - Benton

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
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aGMAELSTR0M 10
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They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

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ThatOneChick856 36

Sometimes pets have accidents, no problem. But your husband is a grown-ass man. I don't get the guys who are the type to leave piss everywhere or other lazy/gross things. They usually strike me as the type to be spoiled by their mothers when growing up.

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wanted_2_want 40
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You must be really pissed off!!

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stangbang92 17
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Eh prolly feels more pissed on honestly.

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SOILEDIT 51
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You tried. But failed.

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J352SAURUS 30
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OP already said that in her username.

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mattyiscool123 26
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Duh it's in her username, don't say stuff that's already obvious

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ThatOneChick856 36

Sometimes pets have accidents, no problem. But your husband is a grown-ass man. I don't get the guys who are the type to leave piss everywhere or other lazy/gross things. They usually strike me as the type to be spoiled by their mothers when growing up.

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SpyroMello 29
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While my parents don't exactly play favorites, when I yell at my brother to clean up his piss when he misses my mom gets defensive and says that's just what boys do and that I should clean it up myself.

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mhersh_59 8
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#16, You should submit that story as an FML

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LARC_UoGuelph 8
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Tell your mom that your brother can clean up your used tampons if you leave it on the bathroom floor since its just what girls do. People need to clean up their OWN shit if they inherently cause shit to happen.

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Nyattack 14
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#16 Dang, your mother seems to think of boys as gross dogs woth no concept of hygiene or respect for others, that's a little concerning...

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EvilKaa 17
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Im sure every guy has accidentally missed, but for gods sake, how hard is it to just grab some toilet paper? It's the least you can do.

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SpyroMello 29
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Thank you everyone, and my mom seems to think that since my dad does it, that it's okay that my brother does it. Same with any mess really. Yet she says I'm the messy one for having water bottles in my room. Logic: 0

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Colon_Man 17
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"I already made it from this line." "For life's bleachable moments."

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Kidd_Ant 18
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Both of them might be due for a little training.

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aGMAELSTR0M 10
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They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

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moondoglou420 17
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Actually you just need to establish a perimeter of pee. Pick a room and draw your lines!

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Tristan_Afro 17
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Nah, you gotta pee from on top of the roof to mark the whole house. That'll really show 'em who's the alpha.

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emi_alejandra 23
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Why did your husband pee by the toilet tho?

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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Just think about it for a moment.

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emi_alejandra 23
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? that question did not come out as I imagined it would...

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naviajack626 16
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That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

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Jonkbaby 22
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dogs don't have that kind of capacity.

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almost_there44 26
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It's not like you can pee on the floor and not know it. Your husband is lazy, and to be honest, he's behaving like he needs to be potty trained again. The dog...well, it's a dog.

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Jonkbaby 22
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y o u r e i n u r i n e

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trucker2 33
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A dog has accidents - but I suggest saran wrapping the toilet so next time your husband decides to piss it splashes back on him

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stangbang92 17
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To make even more of a mess?

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trucker2 33
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Yes- more of a mess but will learn damn quick to clean it up in the first place

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freddygasman 18
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What's the point, he just uses the floor anyway? Next time he does that hand him a bucket of bleach water and a scrub brush.

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sullivankeara 25
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You just can't win

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