FML : Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pissedoff / Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:53 / United States - Benton

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By aGMAELSTR0M | 10

#6638491 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:26

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

By ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6638489 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:25

Sometimes pets have accidents, no problem. But your husband is a grown-ass man. I don't get the guys who are the type to leave piss everywhere or other lazy/gross things. They usually strike me as the type to be spoiled by their mothers when growing up.

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By wanted_2_want | 37

#6638486 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:23

You must be really pissed off!!

stangbang92 | 17

#6638597 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 07:49

Eh prolly feels more pissed on honestly.

SOILEDIT | 51

#6638605 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 07:57

You tried. But failed.

J352SAURUS | 30

#6638797 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 01:07

OP already said that in her username.

mattyiscool123 | 26

#6639712 - Thursday 30 June 2016 04:31

Duh it's in her username, don't say stuff that's already obvious

By ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6638489 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:25

SpyroMello | 27

#6638591 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 07:39

While my parents don't exactly play favorites, when I yell at my brother to clean up his piss when he misses my mom gets defensive and says that's just what boys do and that I should clean it up myself.

mhersh_59 | 8

#6638700 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 10:46

#16, You should submit that story as an FML

LARC_UoGuelph | 5

#6638730 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:28

Tell your mom that your brother can clean up your used tampons if you leave it on the bathroom floor since its just what girls do. People need to clean up their OWN shit if they inherently cause shit to happen.

Nyattack | 14

#6638775 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 12:18

#16 Dang, your mother seems to think of boys as gross dogs woth no concept of hygiene or respect for others, that's a little concerning...

EvilKaa | 17

#6638798 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 01:23

Im sure every guy has accidentally missed, but for gods sake, how hard is it to just grab some toilet paper? It's the least you can do.

SpyroMello | 27

#6639081 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:32

Thank you everyone, and my mom seems to think that since my dad does it, that it's okay that my brother does it. Same with any mess really. Yet she says I'm the messy one for having water bottles in my room. Logic: 0

Colon_Man | 17

#6639353 - Wednesday 29 June 2016 06:42

"I already made it from this line." "For life's bleachable moments."

By Kidd_Ant | 18

#6638490 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:26

Both of them might be due for a little training.

By aGMAELSTR0M | 10

#6638491 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:26

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

moondoglou420 | 17

#6638642 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 08:57

Actually you just need to establish a perimeter of pee. Pick a room and draw your lines!

Tristan_Afro | 17

#6639666 - Thursday 30 June 2016 03:15

Nah, you gotta pee from on top of the roof to mark the whole house. That'll really show 'em who's the alpha.

By emi_alejandra | 23

#6638492 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:27

Why did your husband pee by the toilet tho?

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#6638663 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 09:45

Just think about it for a moment.

emi_alejandra | 23

#6638676 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 10:06

? that question did not come out as I imagined it would...

By naviajack626 | 16

#6638496 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:30

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

Jonkbaby | 16

#6638508 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:41

dogs don't have that kind of capacity.

By almost_there44 | 22

#6638500 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:37

It's not like you can pee on the floor and not know it. Your husband is lazy, and to be honest, he's behaving like he needs to be potty trained again. The dog...well, it's a dog.