By pissedoff - 28/06/2016 11:53 - United States - Benton

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
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aGMAELSTR0M 10

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

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naviajack626 16

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

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stangbang92 17

Eh prolly feels more pissed on honestly.

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J352SAURUS 30

OP already said that in her username.

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mattyiscool123 26

Duh it's in her username, don't say stuff that's already obvious

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Kidd_Ant 18

Both of them might be due for a little training.

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aGMAELSTR0M 10

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

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moondoglou420 17

Actually you just need to establish a perimeter of pee. Pick a room and draw your lines!

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emi_alejandra 23

Why did your husband pee by the toilet tho?

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emi_alejandra 23

? that question did not come out as I imagined it would...

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naviajack626 16

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

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Jonkbaby 22

dogs don't have that kind of capacity.

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almost_there44 26

It's not like you can pee on the floor and not know it. Your husband is lazy, and to be honest, he's behaving like he needs to be potty trained again. The dog...well, it's a dog.

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trucker2 33

A dog has accidents - but I suggest saran wrapping the toilet so next time your husband decides to piss it splashes back on him

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stangbang92 17

To make even more of a mess?

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trucker2 33

Yes- more of a mess but will learn damn quick to clean it up in the first place

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freddygasman 18

What's the point, he just uses the floor anyway? Next time he does that hand him a bucket of bleach water and a scrub brush.

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UnboundA 10

Dogs, husbands, what's the difference

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freddygasman 18

One is teachable and the other is a man.

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