By pissedoff - 28/06/2016 11:53 - United States - Benton

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
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They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

ThatOneChick856 36

Sometimes pets have accidents, no problem. But your husband is a grown-ass man. I don't get the guys who are the type to leave piss everywhere or other lazy/gross things. They usually strike me as the type to be spoiled by their mothers when growing up.

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You must be really pissed off!!

Eh prolly feels more pissed on honestly.

You tried. But failed.

OP already said that in her username.

Duh it's in her username, don't say stuff that's already obvious

ThatOneChick856 36

Sometimes pets have accidents, no problem. But your husband is a grown-ass man. I don't get the guys who are the type to leave piss everywhere or other lazy/gross things. They usually strike me as the type to be spoiled by their mothers when growing up.

While my parents don't exactly play favorites, when I yell at my brother to clean up his piss when he misses my mom gets defensive and says that's just what boys do and that I should clean it up myself.

#16, You should submit that story as an FML

Tell your mom that your brother can clean up your used tampons if you leave it on the bathroom floor since its just what girls do. People need to clean up their OWN shit if they inherently cause shit to happen.

#16 Dang, your mother seems to think of boys as gross dogs woth no concept of hygiene or respect for others, that's a little concerning...

Im sure every guy has accidentally missed, but for gods sake, how hard is it to just grab some toilet paper? It's the least you can do.

Thank you everyone, and my mom seems to think that since my dad does it, that it's okay that my brother does it. Same with any mess really. Yet she says I'm the messy one for having water bottles in my room. Logic: 0

"I already made it from this line." "For life's bleachable moments."

Both of them might be due for a little training.

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

Actually you just need to establish a perimeter of pee. Pick a room and draw your lines!

Nah, you gotta pee from on top of the roof to mark the whole house. That'll really show 'em who's the alpha.

Why did your husband pee by the toilet tho?

Just think about it for a moment.

? that question did not come out as I imagined it would...

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

dogs don't have that kind of capacity.

It's not like you can pee on the floor and not know it. Your husband is lazy, and to be honest, he's behaving like he needs to be potty trained again. The dog...well, it's a dog.

y o u r e i n u r i n e

A dog has accidents - but I suggest saran wrapping the toilet so next time your husband decides to piss it splashes back on him

To make even more of a mess?

Yes- more of a mess but will learn damn quick to clean it up in the first place

What's the point, he just uses the floor anyway? Next time he does that hand him a bucket of bleach water and a scrub brush.

You just can't win