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Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

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shoshizzle 0

Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.

bluepaintred 0

Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.

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takemetotheriot 0

you are ******* stupid buddy. #1 you would have smelt it upon application. #2 who the **** wears cologne to a job application. Maybe deoderant to mask your stench but not cologne unless you are trying to seduce your interviewer. ******* queer.

RyeBreadBoy 0

plus, what if your interviewer is a severe asthmatic? i actually had a medical school interview where the dean was like this, and they requested that no one wear colognes or body sprays. i saw someone asked to go to the bathroom to attempt to wash it off because they didn't remember the restriction. it's better to play it safe and just, you know, shower. that said, this is hilarious. mean, but hilarious.

generalsmith2 0

you want to smell good on a job interview retard. where do you work? mcdonalds?

survivalism 0

Maybe stop writing about it and go wash it off, dummy.

sacredpoppy 0

Personally, I don't think that 11 year olds should be allowed on this site.

kellbelle26 0

How did he get beer in your cologne bottle?

yougetmecloserto 0

21, are you serious? You can't be serious. *blank stare* Whiskey, not beer. Unscrew, empty, refill.

FXCKMYLIFE 0

actually, with most cologne bottles, there's a metal cap that won't unscrew, so you'd have to break the seal, remove the metal cap, and exchange the 2 liquids. however, you'd break the metal cap and what not, in order to switch them, thus the poster should have noticed they'd been switched

DirtyParkBench 0

I thought the entire reason that cologne/perfume bottles can't be opened is so that people can not fill empty containers and resell them as the real stuff? Or mix one bottle of real cologne into multiple empty bottles, fill the rest with water, and sell them as originals? I call fake. Unless it's one of those plastic spritz bottles of body spray. In which case, YDI for wearing cheap stuff to an interview where you're trying to impress someone. It's really never a good idea to wear a perfume/cologne to a job interview. Your interviewer might have allergies. In which case, the only thing he/she is going to remember about you is that being around you gives them a headache. That's not a good impression to leave on someone.

gir321 0

Bed Bath and Beyond sells AMAZING smelling perfume and they come in a screw cap. I'm sure it would impress anyone anyday.

melchior_fml 0

YDI for wearing cologne to an interview, unless it was as a dancer at a gay gentleman's club. you're being considered as a potential employee: to work. not to remind the other employees of a junior high boys locker room.

6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

YDI for having an inbred brother, you sick ****** up canadian scumbag! All Canadians should die in a fire.

Niceplace 0

You should die in a Fire you racist dickwad prick...

6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND **** THE WOUND

OneLonelyDay 0

I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon. That's my favorite 'Knot song. :D OP- That sucks. D: But couldn't you have smelt it first? Or washed it off or something? ._.

heatherh0rror 0

I thought you said "colon" at first. I was about to say, "FYL indeed!"

DirtyParkBench 0

LMFAO. That. Was. Awesome.

yougetmecloserto 0

You want to **** another guy in the throat??

fnool 0

YDI for thinking cologne would help you in a job interview.