tukker
Canada
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gaffney, United States
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
sdk2010
Canada
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Winnipeg, Canada
Protip: Don't
Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
ihatethisjob
Romulus, United States
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
headache
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Anonymous
Cranford, United States
TMI, dude
Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML
Anonymous
Just a prank, bro
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
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shoshizzle 0
Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.
bluepaintred 0
Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.
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FlaminYawn 0
YDI for wearing cologne to a job interview in the first place. What is it, bartender at a gay club?
kpanchal 0
Let me guess, you still live in your parents basement in your sports car bed you got when you were 6 years old? Working as the Janitor for McDonalds isn't going to get you anywhere, you dipshit.
ANTONKR 0
YDI for not killing your brother
bittersweets 2
if you have the time to post it on FML, there should be enough time to maybe take a shower...
tipsy337 0
Ok change your clothes
softbonez 0
Okay, first of all. People don't smell their cologne before using it, because why would they? I certainly don't. Second, if you spray it on correctly, you'll notice the smell. But then it'll be too late. God, you people are stupid.
softbonez 0
Are you kidding? Hello. The first impression always counts.
such_is_life_fml 0
How did you not notice that?! bahahahahahaha, I'm sorry : I'm not saying you should've sniffed it, but you certainly can smell it right before you put it on
p00p0ster0us 0
There's this magic stuff called water. Sometimes you can find it in secret locations call washrooms. I've been told, though I've never seen it done, that if you put some of the magic water over your skin, debris and other substances adhering to it will be partially or entirely taken away. The addition of another substance, often called soap, can enhance this cleansing effect greatly. Futurists suggest that one day the use of these materials will be commonplace.
RhymePrime 7
That's not magic sir, That's soap and water. That, and the ritual of topical cleansing, have been prevalent in society for a while.
postermelt 0
I'm sure he/she was using something called SSAAARRCAASSMMM! OOOHHH!
generalsmith2 0
yea double sarcasm einstein. he was being sarcastic too
RhymePrime 7
I know it was sarcasm.
TrAnMu 0
Take a shower.
aupilot 0
YDI, simply because it is a cardinal rule to never wear perfume/cologne to a job interview. Frankly, you probably wouldn't have gotten the job had you worn the cologne, so it's a wash either way.