Bag for life

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 04:57 - United States

Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML
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Yay for US health care! Where people in need have to resort to duct tape and death.

you win. I can stop reading fml. this is.. yeah, the worst I've ever seen on here.

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Sounds like a... ...wait on it... ...you ready for this?... ...shitty situation.

Yay for US health care! Where people in need have to resort to duct tape and death.

Sad but true sometimes😥

Why did he do that? He called an ambulance why not an uber or something weeks ago? I hope they loaned you some scrubs and a shower at the hospital.

you win. I can stop reading fml. this is.. yeah, the worst I've ever seen on here.

So the shit was just building up inside of him because it had nowhere to go, and then exploded on you? 🤮 yup def most FML situation i have ever heard of. What was that person thinking??!!