By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 274
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Don't drink and walk.

Torva_fml 16

Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?

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Don't drink and walk.

n_epic_fail 14

Just admit to being drunk...

Torva_fml 16

Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?

The_Troller 14

Hop on one foot?

Torva_fml 16

I've decided, I'll skip with both hands tied behind my back. So when I slip... I have to use my intoxicated brain to figure out how to stand up! I've already planned a perfect night.

Come at me. I'll defend this comment to the death!

Don't walk and drink. =P

20- your comment made me laugh out loud. It you can't get up, just slide along the ground like an inch worm. Slowly but steadily will do the trick!

DayAndNite - quit trollin', son.

I've caught the derpies! *gets shot*

BayleeWasHere 1

Wow

21 needs to learn not to drink and comment

I got some roller-skates if that helps

Torva_fml 16

Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?

Torva_fml 16

I completely blame auto correct! I meant were, but made a typo, and it changed it to where.

LifesJusGreat 7

I was to drunk to notice

deadeyedex 6

It was ice I'm sure you'll slip too

giantsfan2010 23

Well, were you?

at least it wasnt a cop.

Ouch! Might be time to buy better shoes.

That's funny af!

This is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen ;) also cuz I'm hungry, get to work!

That's when u show him your not drunk by pulling him out of his truck and pounding his face in

The_Troller 14

Did somebody forget to take his happy pill today?

8- how would that make the cop think OP isn't drunk? If anything, I feel as if that would confirm his suspicions..

48- haha oops. oh shit, well I suck at reading!

There's a truck in this?

Jakesterk96 8

Is this real life?

Ya that'll help real well...

A7X_LoVeee 10

No, Jake. It's Runescape.

Id invest in a better pair of shoes Or just learn to walk

whennotlooking 0

Say yes. You can't admit things like that xD