FML : Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped...

See the top FMLs

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By This girl - / Monday 19 December 2011 18:01 / United States

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By DocBastard | 38

#3757440 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:33

Don't drink and walk.

By Torva_fml | 16

#3757456 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:35

Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?

Comments

By DocBastard | 38

#3757440 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:33

Don't drink and walk.

n_epic_fail | 14

#3757557 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:45

Just admit to being drunk...

Torva_fml | 16

#3757593 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:50

Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?

The_Troller | 14

#3757610 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:52

Hop on one foot?

Torva_fml | 16

#3757642 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:55

I've decided, I'll skip with both hands tied behind my back. So when I slip... I have to use my intoxicated brain to figure out how to stand up! I've already planned a perfect night.

DayAndNite | 8

#3757689 - Monday 19 December 2011 11:01

Come at me. I'll defend this comment to the death!

VorpikeII | 17

#3758013 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 12:42

Don't walk and drink. =P

graham11 | 14

#3758031 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 12:46

20- your comment made me laugh out loud. It you can't get up, just slide along the ground like an inch worm. Slowly but steadily will do the trick!

DocBastard | 38

#3758210 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 01:09

DayAndNite - quit trollin', son.

philipino | 24

#3758877 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 03:55

I've caught the derpies! *gets shot*

BayleeWasHere | 1

#3759680 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 07:22

Wow

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#3770977 - Thursday 22 December 2011 11:29

21 needs to learn not to drink and comment

GroovyGravy | 7

#3772986 - Thursday 22 December 2011 10:48

I got some roller-skates if that helps

stuffhappens223 | 7

#3854544 - Monday 9 January 2012 08:02

Win

By Torva_fml | 16

#3757456 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:35

Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?

Torva_fml | 16

#3757525 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:40

I completely blame auto correct! I meant were, but made a typo, and it changed it to where.

LifesJusGreat | 7

#3759826 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 08:03

I was to drunk to notice

deadeyedex | 6

#3761374 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 05:01

It was ice I'm sure you'll slip too

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#3757463 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:36

Well, were you?

By ajpopoca88 | 3

#3757490 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:38

at least it wasnt a cop.

By wooley29 | 8

#3757492 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:38

Ouch! Might be time to buy better shoes.

By baseballplaya5 | 7

#3757493 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:38

That's funny af!

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#3757507 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:39

This is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen ;) also cuz I'm hungry, get to work!

By abbybailey204 | 19

#3757523 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:40

That's when u show him your not drunk by pulling him out of his truck and pounding his face in

The_Troller | 14

#3757630 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:54

Did somebody forget to take his happy pill today?

graham11 | 14

#3758024 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 12:44

8- how would that make the cop think OP isn't drunk? If anything, I feel as if that would confirm his suspicions..

graham11 | 14

#3759172 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 05:09

48- haha oops. oh shit, well I suck at reading!

NanillaVipples | 2

#3759452 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 06:28

There's a truck in this?

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3762244 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 09:09

Is this real life?

brown4lifejot | 1

#3762310 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 09:39

Ya that'll help real well...

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#3764034 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 04:13

No, Jake. It's Runescape.

By MrSchneebly | 5

#3757528 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:41

Id invest in a better pair of shoes Or just learn to walk

By whennotlooking | 0

#3757534 - Monday 19 December 2011 10:41

Say yes. You can't admit things like that xD

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Animals

Nearly

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, while manscaping in the shower, I found out that things can still get caught in the clippers, even with a guard on. FML.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Bangladesh

Not going, going back, back to Cali, Cali

Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided...

Republic of Korea

Time to invest in a gas mask!

Today, after living in Korea for 6 months due to my husband's military career, doctors finally found out why I've been sick since I've been here. I'm allergic...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos