FML : Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped...

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By This girl - / Monday 19 December 2011 18:01 / United States

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By DocBastard | 38

#3757440 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:33

Don't drink and walk.

By Torva_fml | 16

#3757456 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:35

Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?

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By DocBastard | 38

#3757440 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:33

Don't drink and walk.

n_epic_fail | 14

#3757557 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:45

Just admit to being drunk...

Torva_fml | 16

#3757593 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:50

Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?

The_Troller | 14

#3757610 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:52

Hop on one foot?

Torva_fml | 16

#3757642 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:55

I've decided, I'll skip with both hands tied behind my back. So when I slip... I have to use my intoxicated brain to figure out how to stand up! I've already planned a perfect night.

DayAndNite | 8

#3757689 - Monday 19 December 2011 23:01

Come at me. I'll defend this comment to the death!

VorpikeII | 17

#3758013 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:42

Don't walk and drink. =P

graham11 | 14

#3758031 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:46

20- your comment made me laugh out loud. It you can't get up, just slide along the ground like an inch worm. Slowly but steadily will do the trick!

DocBastard | 38

#3758210 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:09

DayAndNite - quit trollin', son.

philipino | 24

#3758877 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:55

I've caught the derpies! *gets shot*

BayleeWasHere | 1

#3759680 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 7:22

Wow

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#3770977 - Thursday 22 December 2011 11:29

21 needs to learn not to drink and comment

GroovyGravy | 7

#3772986 - Thursday 22 December 2011 22:48

I got some roller-skates if that helps

stuffhappens223 | 7

#3854544 - Monday 9 January 2012 8:02

Win

By Torva_fml | 16

#3757456 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:35

Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?

Torva_fml | 16

#3757525 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:40

I completely blame auto correct! I meant were, but made a typo, and it changed it to where.

LifesJusGreat | 7

#3759826 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:03

I was to drunk to notice

deadeyedex | 6

#3761374 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:01

It was ice I'm sure you'll slip too

By giantsfan2010 | 23

#3757463 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:36

Well, were you?

By ajpopoca88 | 3

#3757490 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:38

at least it wasnt a cop.

By wooley29 | 8

#3757492 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:38

Ouch! Might be time to buy better shoes.

By baseballplaya5 | 7

#3757493 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:38

That's funny af!

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#3757507 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:39

This is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen ;) also cuz I'm hungry, get to work!

By abbybailey204 | 19

#3757523 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:40

That's when u show him your not drunk by pulling him out of his truck and pounding his face in

The_Troller | 14

#3757630 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:54

Did somebody forget to take his happy pill today?

graham11 | 14

#3758024 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:44

8- how would that make the cop think OP isn't drunk? If anything, I feel as if that would confirm his suspicions..

graham11 | 14

#3759172 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:09

48- haha oops. oh shit, well I suck at reading!

NanillaVipples | 2

#3759452 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 6:28

There's a truck in this?

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3762244 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:09

Is this real life?

brown4lifejot | 1

#3762310 - Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:39

Ya that'll help real well...

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#3764034 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 4:13

No, Jake. It's Runescape.

By MrSchneebly | 5

#3757528 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:41

Id invest in a better pair of shoes

Or just learn to walk

By whennotlooking | 0

#3757534 - Monday 19 December 2011 22:41

Say yes. You can't admit things like that xD

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