By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
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DocBastard 38
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Don't drink and walk.

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Torva_fml 16

Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?

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DocBastard 38
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Don't drink and walk.

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n_epic_fail 14

Just admit to being drunk...

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Torva_fml 16

Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?

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The_Troller 14

Hop on one foot?

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Torva_fml 16

I've decided, I'll skip with both hands tied behind my back. So when I slip... I have to use my intoxicated brain to figure out how to stand up! I've already planned a perfect night.

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DayAndNite 8
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Come at me. I'll defend this comment to the death!

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VorpikeII 17
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Don't walk and drink. =P

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graham11 14
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20- your comment made me laugh out loud. It you can't get up, just slide along the ground like an inch worm. Slowly but steadily will do the trick!

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DocBastard 38
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DayAndNite - quit trollin', son.

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philipino 24
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I've caught the derpies! *gets shot*

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BayleeWasHere 1

Wow

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
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21 needs to learn not to drink and comment

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GroovyGravy 7
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I got some roller-skates if that helps

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Torva_fml 16

Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?

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Torva_fml 16

I completely blame auto correct! I meant were, but made a typo, and it changed it to where.

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LifesJusGreat 7

I was to drunk to notice

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deadeyedex 6

It was ice I'm sure you'll slip too

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giantsfan2010 23

Well, were you?

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ajpopoca88 3
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at least it wasnt a cop.

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wooley29 8
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Ouch! Might be time to buy better shoes.

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baseballplaya5 7
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That's funny af!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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This is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen ;) also cuz I'm hungry, get to work!

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abbybailey204 19
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That's when u show him your not drunk by pulling him out of his truck and pounding his face in

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The_Troller 14

Did somebody forget to take his happy pill today?

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graham11 14
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8- how would that make the cop think OP isn't drunk? If anything, I feel as if that would confirm his suspicions..

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graham11 14
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48- haha oops. oh shit, well I suck at reading!

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NanillaVipples 2
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There's a truck in this?

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Jakesterk96 8

Is this real life?

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brown4lifejot 1
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Ya that'll help real well...

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A7X_LoVeee 10

No, Jake. It's Runescape.

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MrSchneebly 5
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Id invest in a better pair of shoes Or just learn to walk

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whennotlooking 0

Say yes. You can't admit things like that xD

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