Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
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DocBastard
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Don't drink and walk.
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Torva_fml
| 16
Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?
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DocBastard
| 38
Don't drink and walk.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Just admit to being drunk...
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Torva_fml
| 16
Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?
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The_Troller
| 14
Hop on one foot?
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Torva_fml
| 16
I've decided, I'll skip with both hands tied behind my back. So when I slip... I have to use my intoxicated brain to figure out how to stand up! I've already planned a perfect night.
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DayAndNite
| 8
Come at me. I'll defend this comment to the death!
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VorpikeII
| 17
Don't walk and drink. =P
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graham11
| 14
20- your comment made me laugh out loud. It you can't get up, just slide along the ground like an inch worm. Slowly but steadily will do the trick!
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DocBastard
| 38
DayAndNite - quit trollin', son.
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philipino
| 24
I've caught the derpies! *gets shot*
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BayleeWasHere
| 1
Wow
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
21 needs to learn not to drink and comment
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GroovyGravy
| 7
I got some roller-skates if that helps
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stuffhappens223
| 7
Win
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Torva_fml
| 16
Where you drunk, or are you just clumsy?
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Torva_fml
| 16
I completely blame auto correct! I meant were, but made a typo, and it changed it to where.
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LifesJusGreat
| 7
I was to drunk to notice
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deadeyedex
| 6
It was ice I'm sure you'll slip too
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giantsfan2010
| 23
Well, were you?
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ajpopoca88
| 3
at least it wasnt a cop.
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wooley29
| 8
Ouch! Might be time to buy better shoes.
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baseballplaya5
| 7
That's funny af!
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
This is why women shouldn't leave the kitchen ;) also cuz I'm hungry, get to work!
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abbybailey204
| 19
That's when u show him your not drunk by pulling him out of his truck and pounding his face in
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The_Troller
| 14
Did somebody forget to take his happy pill today?
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graham11
| 14
8- how would that make the cop think OP isn't drunk? If anything, I feel as if that would confirm his suspicions..
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graham11
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48- haha oops. oh shit, well I suck at reading!
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NanillaVipples
| 2
There's a truck in this?
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Is this real life?
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brown4lifejot
| 1
Ya that'll help real well...
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
No, Jake. It's Runescape.
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MrSchneebly
| 5
Id invest in a better pair of shoes
Or just learn to walk
Or just learn to walk
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whennotlooking
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Say yes. You can't admit things like that xD