Does is still smell like a fresh summer breeze?

Ouch! I hope it didn't hurt too much!

Try not to have a cow.

You're forcing it let it come naturally.

that's something i needed to see while eating.

Yikes!

i bet everything smells wonderful now!

How can people vote ydi on this? OP just puked, it's not their fault.

What if it was self induced?

11, that comment is unnecessary,
7, I think people put that because they think OP closed their mouth while vomiting. I don't see any other reason as to how that situation could have happened.

Because people are idiots

#7: Sometimes I accidentally press YDI on FMLs when I'm on mobile.

I didn't close my mouth while vomiting...The ground beef just kinda made it up there somehow.

Its best to open one's mouth when vomiting.

Even with an open mouth it can still come out your nose.
Have you never experienced this?

#30 didn't catch the sarcasm.

Well that snot cool.

overused

Checkmate atheists

Checkmate your face!

How does that have to do with the FML at all?

I was referencing a picture but it was kinda a bad reference. Sorry Dirk

I'd say blowing her nose might work.