Miscellaneous: Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair,...

By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 991

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 692

You deserved it 5 131

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 063

You deserved it 8 043

Private freakout

By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 863

You deserved it 193

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 662

You deserved it 3 051

By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 260

You deserved it 4 591

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 121

You deserved it 3 144

Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 174

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 864

You deserved it 18 915

Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 181

You deserved it 142

By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 305

You deserved it 431

littlelemur 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:21

YDI for getting ambushed. you should NEVER let your guard down! constant vigilance! lol

WOW_idc123 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:18

haha cool mom

Comments

WOW_idc123 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:18

haha cool mom

kingace 0

Friday 19 March 2010 23:15

i wish my mom was this cool.

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:12

ur mom rocks

brandonwong 18

Wednesday 31 March 2010 10:17

that's awesome.

billyhirvine09 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:28

your mom wins

samay402 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 13:07

your prob an ugly child and she's hoping you die ;]

soul_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 13:30

If my brother and his friends did that, they would be in a world of pain

brunettesara5722 17

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:54

hopefully the sock was clean

teacher411 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:20

Maybe you annoy them and your mom thought so too. I think this is funny!

npk88 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:26

Agreed...chances are you are really annoying. Your mom and your brother both live you with you (i assume) so they probably feel the same way. I clicked both YDI and FYL because it does suck you had a nasty sock in your mouth; but I have a feeling it's probably because you mouth off and bitch and complain a lot...so YDI also.

gobbledegook 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:22

lolol

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:47

That reminds me of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire... oh no is FML turning into MLIA?

ily1210 10

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:50

i srslyhope not.

whataloadofbull 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 14:33

Thank you, Moody, for those warm words of advice.

littlelemur 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:21

YDI for getting ambushed. you should NEVER let your guard down! constant vigilance! lol

chris274 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:02

YES!, Harry potter reference! :D

Jacks_Penguin 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:23

She is probably not into bondage.

johnsavage 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 21:25

this. Although it does suck to be you.

Tamara2011 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:23

THERE NINJAS I SAY NINJAS!!!!!! bahahahaha :)

wiiareonfire 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:58

I say "they're ninjas".

Nic_hole 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:24

Hahahaha that's kinda funny, but sorry, get them back!!

michelstaylor 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:24

this is beyond fake, but nice tryy.

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:43

Fake? Just because you can't imagine this happening in your life doesn't mean it isn't true. ~~~ When me and my best friends were little we tied up one of their brothers (who was 14 while we were 10) with scarves and sweaters. One of my friends found a lightweight plastic bat and hit him a few times with it. When we were done we left him there and giggled about how he had to untie himself. The odd thing was, like this FML, his mom knew what we were doing. She took pictures and left him to wiggle his way out.

BritishHobo 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 18:56

Wow, you guys were bell-ends.

cherstewart 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:08

I agree, this doesn't sound fake. One time my brother and his friend put my jacket on me with the arms in the wrong sleeves and zipped it up all the way. I couldn't get out of it and my mom found me, took a picture and laughed hysterically for several minutes before unzipping the jacket.

middletoe 5

Sunday 11 March 2012 22:12

Heck, I used to tie up my babysitter with a jump-rope and hit him with a plastic bat. This doesn't seem fake at all, I agree with the others.

jes23 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:25

wow nice mom (sarcatic)

caosdth 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:29

my mom would do something like that, but reight after she put the sock in and turned around, she'd either walk out the door and then come back or turn right back around and release me