Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the...

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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You OK in there?

By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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You deserved it 204

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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OuchThatsHarsh 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:02

How in the world did you fit in the toilet?

mickeyroxsox 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 7:21

it's called a joke. get a clue.

Comments

lindzXcore 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

tgd4444 9

Monday 12 October 2009 20:14

MALAYSIA TTTTTAAAAAAAA BOLLEH

OuchThatsHarsh 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:02

How in the world did you fit in the toilet?

nazooer 11

Monday 12 October 2009 20:07

Haha, beat me to it

NdnStlkr 0

Monday 12 October 2009 22:53

same here

jakedmagic 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 0:22

And on that topic, why is this in the Love section? Ewww....

Kukua 5

Tuesday 13 October 2009 6:52

Geez people - there are other parts of the world you know! And in those other parts of the world, different expressions and terminology are used. Shocking I know to such ignorant people as yourselves. Many places refer to the bathroom as the toilet, so saying you're "in the toilet" is the same as saying you are "in the bathroom". Get a clue.

ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 10:08

Lol @ this being in the "love section" Y did u panic at some1 banging on the door?

mickeyroxsox 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 7:21

it's called a joke. get a clue.

iiTsAJ 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:26

You can find those kinds of toilets in the beyond section of bed bath and beyond.

Suekoff16 3

Monday 12 October 2009 20:02

Nice. But then that gives you an excuse to stay in the bathroom longer while he sits with vomit all over his mouth you can take as long as you want cleaning up as a way of messing with him.