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So she responds by pushing you around. Flawless logic.
Now if she had just pushed the cart instead...
OP should look on the bright side. At least it wasn't Black Friday. If it was, OP would have their head bashed in and would be sending this fml from the hospital.
Black Friday in a grocery store?
Id be like: "if you weren't so stupid to just leave you cart in everybody's way I would have touched it dumbass." Edit: It's not her property the cart and the content belong to the store until she pays for her shit
Walmart or Target perhaps?
Technically she didn't buy it and she doesn't own the cart, ergo exercising self defense could of been played. Did you punch her one tooth out or pulled her weave off?
Figures...big woman is overprotective of her food.
Actually #2 little people can be very protective of their food and I'd know because I am VERY protective over my food
Well that's no way to determine who's truly worthy of The Last Box, and who's just an impostor! I believe the protocol in situations like these is to hold a battle with several rounds: 1. Who has more food in her cart * 2. Who can navigate the store more efficiently 3. Who can list more ingredients of whatever treasure The Last Box holds 4. Chin count * Number of carts, if applicable Oh lawd, someday a fat person's gonna sit on me for all that...
#16 everyone else was just joking around but you just sounded rude!
#2 I can't explain it but god this made me laugh
I wonder why his profile pic is a deceased 'roid abusing, gym junkie?
@39 Az, who was a good friend of mine and helped me with training and taught me a few things about life, passed away two years ago. If you are going to throw around personal insults, at least have the balls to address me, rather than verbally bash someone who is no longer with us and cant defend themself.
You're telling #39 what's right and wrong like bashing your deceased friend, even though you constantly make rude and offensive comments? yea that makes sense
Don't get between big people and their food. That is no game.
OP, it's not your fault. Maybe that woman didn't notice you were just trying to be helpful (although I think it's just a greedy fat woman).
Er, not her property if she hadn't paid for it yet.. Silly, obnoxious bitch.
That still doesn't make it technically your 'property'. It's in the same category as, for example, reserving a table in a restaurant. You put an option on it, therefor it is reserved for you, yet it isn't your property is it? And, although socially unacceptable and kinda rude, it isn't theft if I take something from your cart...
You don't get charged with theft by taking items off other customers-people who do that are simply pricks.
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So she responds by pushing you around. Flawless logic.
Another fine example of the People of Walmart specimen.