By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 348
You deserved it 3 355

Same thing different taste

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So she responds by pushing you around. Flawless logic.

oj101 33

Another fine example of the People of Walmart specimen.


So she responds by pushing you around. Flawless logic.

Now if she had just pushed the cart instead...

OP should look on the bright side. At least it wasn't Black Friday. If it was, OP would have their head bashed in and would be sending this fml from the hospital.

Id be like: "if you weren't so stupid to just leave you cart in everybody's way I would have touched it dumbass." Edit: It's not her property the cart and the content belong to the store until she pays for her shit

Technically she didn't buy it and she doesn't own the cart, ergo exercising self defense could of been played. Did you punch her one tooth out or pulled her weave off?

Figures...big woman is overprotective of her food.

Actually #2 little people can be very protective of their food and I'd know because I am VERY protective over my food

AntiPrude 26

Fat people ay... "HEYY!! THATS MYYY CAKE!!"

Well that's no way to determine who's truly worthy of The Last Box, and who's just an impostor! I believe the protocol in situations like these is to hold a battle with several rounds: 1. Who has more food in her cart * 2. Who can navigate the store more efficiently 3. Who can list more ingredients of whatever treasure The Last Box holds 4. Chin count * Number of carts, if applicable Oh lawd, someday a fat person's gonna sit on me for all that...

#16 everyone else was just joking around but you just sounded rude!

#2 I can't explain it but god this made me laugh

ViRepz 28

#16 Reading your collection of "witty" comments I have come to the conclusion that you have to come up with better material, and be less of a bogan.

I wonder why his profile pic is a deceased 'roid abusing, gym junkie?

AntiPrude 26

@39 Az, who was a good friend of mine and helped me with training and taught me a few things about life, passed away two years ago. If you are going to throw around personal insults, at least have the balls to address me, rather than verbally bash someone who is no longer with us and cant defend themself.

You're telling #39 what's right and wrong like bashing your deceased friend, even though you constantly make rude and offensive comments? yea that makes sense

AntiPrude 26

Don't get between big people and their food. That is no game.

Wizardo 33

Not a game no, its a monstrous challenge in which you are the gladiator and the retention of your life and limbs are the prize.

OP, it's not your fault. Maybe that woman didn't notice you were just trying to be helpful (although I think it's just a greedy fat woman).

oj101 33

Another fine example of the People of Walmart specimen.

Keattles 14

I can't believe some people always assume the worst.

Er, not her property if she hadn't paid for it yet.. Silly, obnoxious bitch.

perdix 29

#8, it kinda is. By putting stuff in her cart, she's signaling an intention to buy, so it's only a matter if a simple transaction to complete the deal. You don't swipe things from other people's carts, do you?

Ch_rae5 19

uggg people with their logic.....always ruin good comments...

That still doesn't make it technically your 'property'. It's in the same category as, for example, reserving a table in a restaurant. You put an option on it, therefor it is reserved for you, yet it isn't your property is it? And, although socially unacceptable and kinda rude, it isn't theft if I take something from your cart...

You don't get charged with theft by taking items off other customers-people who do that are simply pricks.

AntiPrude 26

Don't worry OP, who are the others gonna judge, the nice guy moving obstacle out of the way for everyone, or the fat piece of shit squawking about her twinkies

JMichael 25

Should of told her not to leave her shit in the middle of a busy line.